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Today, while driving, we pulled up at a set of traffic lights next to a huge truck with live animals inside. Curious as to exactly what animal, I wound down my window to see if I could hear them, just in time for the truck to take off and cow shit to fly in my face. FML


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On 12/20/2009 at 9:37am - misc - by kat, ACT - United States

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"Curious as to exactly what animal, I wound down my window to see if I could hear them..."


That's so cute xD

#6 - On 12/20/2009 at 2:20pm by thesunshotme

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nothing wrong with a fertilized face

#5 - On 12/20/2009 at 2:05pm by snowflakeninja

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