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Today, I ran into some friends from high school who had just gotten back from college. We were talking about what happened during our sophomore year. When it was my turn to tell them what I had been doing, all I could say was "Well, I started wearing V-Neck t-shirts and they're pretty comfortable." FML


I agree, your life sucks (9878) - you deserved it (26876)

On 12/20/2009 at 1:25am - misc - by StayedHome89 (man) - United States (Indiana)

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Do you wear your V T's while watching TV?

One of the most important facts I learned during my formal education in engineering I learned during summer break from the candy girl at our local theater: Lefty loosey, Righty tighty. She was talking about metal fasteners -- I wish it had led to further exploration into screws and nuts of a different kind, but, alas, it was not to be :(

#12 - On 12/20/2009 at 7:42am by perdix

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nothing to F your life about...
that's actually pretty epic.

i would marry you. :D

#36 - On 12/20/2009 at 1:11pm by jess_seventy

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