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Today, I went to Walgreen's for a tub of Vaseline. The old guy at the counter looked at me, winked, and said, "Not having too much luck with the ladies, eh?" He was right. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56875) - you deserved it (9270)

On 03/29/2009 at 3:08pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

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