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Today, I handed my resume in to a cafe that was hiring. I returned home and noticed a voicemail, it was one from the boss for a trial. I eagerly returned the call, showing my enthusiasm. Without thinking, I ended with "ok love you. *GASP* ah, BYE" and quickly hung up. FML


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On 12/16/2009 at 3:23am - misc - by babyfatt - Australia (New South Wales)

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Maybe he'll find it endearing - or at least amusing. At the very least, you won't come off as a tight-ass.

#3 - On 12/16/2009 at 10:16am by MoonyIce

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ouch dude.. Ouch
I hope he does love you now tho ;)

#1 - On 12/16/2009 at 10:07am by Zoockey

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