Today, my roommate drew a giant red penis and scrotum on our refrigerator, using what he thought was a dry erase marker. It was a permanent marker. I just renewed my lease. I get to look at a red penis every day for the next year and a half. FML

by Will / 12/15/2009 at 2:08am / United States / Miscellaneous

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  • "Today I encountered an easily fixable problem that I was too stupid to look up on Google. FML"

    #16 - On 12/15/2009 at 7:28am by enough4

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  • Draw one on his forehead while he's asleep.

    #5 - On 12/15/2009 at 6:59am by aback

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