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Today, I was taking the final exam for one of my classes. The teacher came over to my desk, grabbed my test and ripped it in half. Then he grabbed my hand and read the note I had written on it to remind myself to pay rent. FML

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On 12/14/2009 at 2:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kansas)

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That's messed up. He didn't even check to see what was written on your hand first? I write reminders in my hand all the time.

#5 - On 12/14/2009 at 5:43pm by ChairForce

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He should be posting the fml, he's an asshole.

#6 - On 12/14/2009 at 5:57pm by DirtyDiana

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