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Today, I was on the bus and a woman got on with her 3 young children. I offered her my seat so they could all sit together. When I went to get off the bus I realized I left my bag underneath my old seat. When I tried to get it back the woman hit me and yelled at me for trying to steal her purse. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23419) - you deserved it (2129)

On 12/13/2009 at 12:30pm - misc - by gabby (woman) - Canada

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Take one of her kids.

#15 - On 12/13/2009 at 7:53pm by jonnymohio

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Quick question: did you go straight for your bag or did you say, "Excuse me, I left my bag under the seat"?

#20 - On 12/13/2009 at 9:12pm by cthulhu1138

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