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Today, I woke up to find my parents singing happy birthday with lots of hugs and kisses. My birthday is next week. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29619) - you deserved it (2535)

On 12/13/2009 at 1:46am - misc - by Thomas (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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At least they care enough to sing to you, even if they got the date a little wrong. Still, FYL, because well, if your parents can't remember your birthday, then who can, really?

#3 - On 12/13/2009 at 6:26am by koalasloverain

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Use this to your advantage, after they celebrate and give you present tell them it's next week and make them celebrate it again

#4 - On 12/13/2009 at 6:26am by sretter

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