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Today, I finally finished vacuuming my downstairs. Instead of finding the wall outlet and unplugging the vacuum, I triumphantly tugged the cord from across the room to release the plug from the wall. It flew at me at top speed and hit me in the face. FML

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On 12/12/2009 at 3:36pm - misc - by ouch (woman) - United States (Washington)

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You shouldn't have needed to 'find' the outlet. It stayed right where it was when you plugged in the vacuum. They don't just grow legs and walk away to a different wall.

#6 - On 12/12/2009 at 8:27pm by welderchick87

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hahahaha!! I totally like saw that with cartoons in my head :P

#2 - On 12/12/2009 at 8:11pm by Br0wnPr1d3

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