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Today, I have been getting calls from a weird kid from my school asking for nudes. I asked how he got my number, then found out that my friends put my number on a pole at school saying "Call Wendy for a good time, she has nice tits". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21094) - you deserved it (2106)

On 12/12/2009 at 6:02am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

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