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Today, it was raining downtown. I saw an elderly woman crossing the street so I lend her my umbrella and help her across. When we get to the other side, she says "Thank you Toby," and then refuses to give back "her" umbrella to me, loudly enough for a nearby cop to hear. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26356) - you deserved it (2293)

On 12/09/2009 at 10:26pm - misc - by MynameisntToby (man) - United States (Texas)

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I know exactly how you feel. I had a really expensive Louis Vuitton handbag, and an old lady just randomly went to the on-duty police officer, and told him that 'I was the one who had taken her bag a few days ago'. When I showed my ID, and all the things that was in it (that were mine) he still didn't believe me. Sucks for you man. FYL indeed =(

#6 - On 12/10/2009 at 3:55am by QTp13

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what a fucker!

#4 - On 12/10/2009 at 3:37am by rambles

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