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Today, I found out that the shower sponge I've been using for a while now is the very same sponge my friends used to wipe up my vomit when I was drunk. I have been exfoliating a puked on sponge for more than a month. FML


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On 12/06/2009 at 2:28am - misc - by Delicious (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

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Wtf? Your friends clean up your vomit for you because you are drunk and all you can do is complain that they used your sponge? Ydi

#4 - On 12/06/2009 at 10:40am by coldplaylive2003

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Ok, I really don't see the issue here. If your showers are hot enough, after a few showers it would be pretty much clean, plus it's your own vomit. Yes, the thought of it is gross, but your life is nowhere near fucked.

#8 - On 12/06/2009 at 10:57am by Lonely_Lez

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