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Today, my girlfriend dropped me off for a class and I accidentally closed my exceptionally baggy pants in the passenger door. She didn't notice and started to drive away. I spent the next fifteen seconds being dragged across rough pavement with my pants around my ankles. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47910) - you deserved it (30213)

On 03/28/2009 at 1:17pm - misc - by enriquegay (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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if your pants are so baggy that they're getting caught in a car door, then they're to F***ing baggy

#7 - On 03/28/2009 at 6:05pm by jeffers

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Dude, that... sucks.
oww, just reading it hurts!!
...no wait, that's my cat attacking my leg.

#8 - On 03/28/2009 at 6:06pm by scorpiogirl666

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