Today, I went to the grocery store to stock up on booze for the weekend. After the cashier commented on the size my purchase, I claimed to be hosting a dinner party tonight. I'm not. FML
I agree, your life sucks (8094) - you deserved it (32962)
On 12/04/2009 at 11:08pm - misc - by Wino (woman) - United States (Texas)
olive_costume's life also sucksToday, I went into my room and found a plastic snake on the floor. I yelled out to my…
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lol you drink so much you had to lie to a cashier!
#1 - On 12/05/2009 at 3:27am by musicislife1995
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PARTY AT HER HOUSE
#7 - On 12/05/2009 at 3:50am by cerebellum
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