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Today, I went to the grocery store to stock up on booze for the weekend. After the cashier commented on the size my purchase, I claimed to be hosting a dinner party tonight. I'm not. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4281) - you deserved it (19632)

On 12/04/2009 at 11:08pm - misc - by Wino (woman) - United States (Texas)

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