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Today, I set off a fire alarm in school. I was taken to the head teacher's office, where he said that though he was shocked at my behavior, it was nice to see me being more like regular students and trying to fit in, instead of isolating myself as usual. I was shoved into the fire alarm by bullies. FML


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On 12/04/2009 at 11:35am - misc - by tawan - United Kingdom (London)

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Fuck bullies... and fuck that school for not noticing that you're being bullied and doing something about it. Stay strong, OP. I was bullied in high school too, and now, every year or so I run into one of them, working at Hot Topic or Blockbuster. It's pretty satisfying. :) Bullies are cowards with no future.

#20 - On 12/04/2009 at 3:04pm by Emperor_Jim

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Wow when I pulled the fucking fire alarm I got suspended for 5 months and was sent to multitudes of programs to 'straighten out'. Not FML, FTW for this monstrosity.

#13 - On 12/04/2009 at 2:52pm by lovelivelife

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