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Today, my lawyer threatened to sue me because I can't afford his bill, which he sent to me after getting me out of a lawsuit. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12034) - you deserved it (34773)

On 12/02/2009 at 4:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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well he saved your ass so pay your fucking bill

#1 - On 12/02/2009 at 5:12pm by russman22

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Today, the pimple-faced sandwich artist at Subway threatened not to give me my food until I paid him seven dollars, which he asked for after preparing my sandwich for me. FML.

#18 - On 12/02/2009 at 5:52pm by SheriffBart

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