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Today, I was driving down a highway during rush-hour. I heard my phone ring and couldn't find it. I bent down to feel around for it and got in an accident and totaled my car. The ringing? A commercial on the radio. Where was my phone? On my dresser at home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6626) - you deserved it (46108)

On 12/01/2009 at 5:48pm - misc - by horribledriver (man) - United States (Arizona)

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