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Today, I was driving down a highway during rush-hour. I heard my phone ring and couldn't find it. I bent down to feel around for it and got in an accident and totaled my car. The ringing? A commercial on the radio. Where was my phone? On my dresser at home. FML


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On 12/01/2009 at 5:48pm - misc - by horribledriver (man) - United States (Arizona)

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That's why you ignore the sound of ringing phones when you're on the road. Pull over next time.

#1 - On 12/01/2009 at 7:59pm by Luckster

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ydi for trying to answer your phone while driving.

#5 - On 12/01/2009 at 8:00pm by bobsanction

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