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Today, my grandmother called. She greeted me by my mother's name. When I told her it was not my mother, she apologized and corrected herself, but this time she addressed me as my sister. When I told her it was not my sister either, she said "Sorry, wrong number" and hung up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39787) - you deserved it (2062)

On 02/18/2009 at 12:08am - misc - by fuckthat (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Maybe you should have tried telling her who you were, instead of who you weren't. Doesn't mean your granny has a sucky memory.

#5 - On 02/18/2009 at 9:24am by Dude

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Similar thing happened to me. I was my grandmother's favorite. When I heard the news, I immediately rushed to the hospital to check her. When I found her in the ICU, I said "Grandma! Don't leave me!". With her dying breath, she pulled me closer and said "Who the hell are you?"

I guess it is true. As you grow older, your memory does down the drink too.

#3 - On 02/18/2009 at 8:01am by Keithman

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