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Today, my grandmother called. She greeted me by my mother's name. When I told her it was not my mother, she apologized and corrected herself, but this time she addressed me as my sister. When I told her it was not my sister either, she said "Sorry, wrong number" and hung up. FML

I agree, your life sucks (38690) - you deserved it (1934)

On 02/18/2009 at 12:08am - misc - by fuckthat (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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