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Today, my grandmother called. She greeted me by my mother's name. When I told her it was not my mother, she apologized and corrected herself, but this time she addressed me as my sister. When I told her it was not my sister either, she said "Sorry, wrong number" and hung up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46285) - you deserved it (2734)

On 02/18/2009 at 12:08am - misc - by fuckthat (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Maybe you should have tried telling her who you were, instead of who you weren't. Doesn't mean your granny has a sucky memory.

#5 - On 02/18/2009 at 9:24am by Dude

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i agree with #8. if i were to call someone's home, and ask for two different people, and all i'm told is "no" i will assume that its the wrong number. only if you said "no grandma, mom isn't. no grandma, she isn't here either," then u can say your grandma forgot you even existed, or maybe just didn't want to talk to you.

#18 - On 02/20/2009 at 4:24pm by lala_85

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