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Today, I went hiking with my friend. We both had to pee really bad. We went to the edge of a cliff to "relieve ourselves". He peed and it came and hit me in the face, he did it on purpose. So, I decided to get him back and peed at him. The wind changed direction and hit me in the face again. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14331) - you deserved it (38692)

On 11/29/2009 at 5:53pm - misc - by Harry (man) - United States (California)

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I'd say that you must have been pretty pissed off, but it seems to be just the opposite.

#14 - On 11/29/2009 at 8:17pm by Punderful

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that's repulsive

#1 - On 11/29/2009 at 7:59pm by Laxloverr24

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