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Today, when I had a go at my husband for spending way too much time in front of the TV, he pointed the remote control at me while miming turning down the volume in order to make me shut up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19484) - you deserved it (1182)

On 11/29/2009 at 3:55am - misc - by Nomoresandwish (woman) - United States (California)

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every husband on the face of the planet has done this at some point. not an FML.

#5 - On 11/29/2009 at 10:06am by diet_otaku

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Your husband is a hero to nagged husbands everywhere.

#6 - On 11/29/2009 at 10:06am by faxe

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