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Today, I went shopping with some friends. We were tired from walking around the mall all night, so we decided to sit and relax at a table. I was about to close my eyes when I got smacked on the forehead by an orange falling from the second floor of the mall. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18664) - you deserved it (2432)

On 11/28/2009 at 12:06am - misc - by Orangehead (man) - United States (California)

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