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Today, I went shopping with some friends. We were tired from walking around the mall all night, so we decided to sit and relax at a table. I was about to close my eyes when I got smacked on the forehead by an orange falling from the second floor of the mall. FML

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On 11/28/2009 at 12:06am - misc - by Orangehead (man) - United States (California)

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Shoulda had a V8

#4 - On 11/28/2009 at 6:26am by CleverOne

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You've gotta be shitting me... an orange? I hope it wasn't one of those radioactive oranges that are known to fall from the second story of most malls.

#3 - On 11/28/2009 at 6:25am by airninja

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