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Today, I got no happy birthday wishes from anyone. I decided to call my sister to see if she'd remembered. My 6-year-old niece answered, so I told her it was my birthday. She said that it's tomorrow. After ten minutes of arguing with a 6-year-old, I checked the calendar. It's tomorrow. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5410) - you deserved it (47233)

On 11/27/2009 at 9:26am - misc - by forgotmyownbirthday (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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you're an idiot

#1 - On 11/27/2009 at 2:05pm by Phusion

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wat an idiot...."are you smarter than a 6 yr old?" nope....

#4 - On 11/27/2009 at 2:08pm by twixbarlover

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