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Today, I went to see the new Twilight movie, for the second time. The first time was at the midnight premiere. I would be "okay" with it if the person who had dragged me to see it both times hadn't been my boyfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31213) - you deserved it (7084)

On 11/26/2009 at 11:47am - misc - by HeSaysImNoBeard (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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you should dump him before you find out he has a boyfriend.

#28 - On 11/26/2009 at 3:10pm by nzl

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twilight sucks

#10 - On 11/26/2009 at 2:17pm by supersnakesolid

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