Today, I went to see the new Twilight movie, for the second time. The first time was at the midnight premiere. I would be "okay" with it if the person who had dragged me to see it both times hadn't been my boyfriend. FML
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On 11/26/2009 at 11:47am - misc - by HeSaysImNoBeard (woman) - United States (Georgia)
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What's wrong with Twilight?
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#57 - On 11/26/2009 at 4:39pm by Starchild21
So OP, what is it like being your boyfriends cover up for being gay?
#129 - On 11/27/2009 at 8:23pm by EpicJohn
You are both idiots. No, I've never seen the second Twilight. Yes, I've seen Twilight. Sure its a chick flick. But so is the Notebook, which all of you men out there who have watched this with your women have liked. It doesn't make you gay or any lesser of a person for liking this movie, even though they made vampires out to look like little whiny bitches who sparkle in the sun instead of die... Whatever. (No, I don't like the movie, but don't judge people on what entertains them.)
Also, OP, this isn't a FML, its a "Wow, my boyfriend is a sensitive guy". Which, is that a bad thing? Women complain a lot because men are insensitive, so, you got a good one?
@#66: I agree with the majority of your post, except the end. It's still an FML because, regardless of sex and gender, you are dating someone who likes Twilight. And, no, I'm not one of those "OMG TWILIGHT SUX BECUZ IT IS POPLAR" people. Twilight is continuously teaching young girls really terrible values (I fear for the number of girls who wish guys would be "like Edward". "Like Edward" means being an abusive, paedophilic stalker) and you should be ashamed of yourself if you would support that at all. I would personally be unable to date someone (man, woman, or otherwise) who would support Twilight.
lol wow i can understand seeing any movie once but twice is just kinda weird, i would go online if i wanted to see it a second time. anyway have fun sharing your thanksgiving meal of a bucket of popcorn.
#3 - On 11/26/2009 at 2:10pm by X0XyentroucX0X
ok the Twilight rants really are annoying. So what if her bf is a twilight fanatic ( but still weird for seeing it 4 a second time)
#4 - On 11/26/2009 at 2:11pm by X0XyentroucX0X
Usually the girl in the relationship is the twilight fanatic. It's the thought that it's the other way around in this situation that makes it funny.
I'm a guy, and I want to see it, but I'm going to wait till I can rent the DVD...
But dragging your girlfriend to go see it twice? Eugh...
#6 - On 11/26/2009 at 2:12pm by LegndNikko
So? God forbid people like things. Obviously your life is in ruins because your boyfriend chose to like something.
Well seeing how Twilight is all about half naked sparkly vampires and wolves and it's a movie that is 100% geared towards teenage girls and gay guys I would be questioning if he was gay or not. that's what the FML would be
#17 - On 11/26/2009 at 2:26pm by captaincanoe
Just say 'No' if you already watched it and didn't want to go 2nd time.
#15 - On 11/26/2009 at 2:23pm by caiyaguang
FYL
I don't blame you if your just not into twilight or fantasy or magic
Whatever it is i don't think its right for people to make you do or see things you don't want to
If your like me
Just suck it up and watch the hot Taylor Lautner come out shirtless
Thats the only reason i went lmao
Guys, I really don't think being gay has anything to do with liking Twilight. All of my gay male friends think it's a pile of bullshit, just like any other reasonable person.
Honestly.
YDI for not telling your bf you didn't want to see it again. You also deserve it for not realizing your bf was gay before now.
i'm sure there are worst things in life than having your boyfriend take you to the same movie twice. and really, liking twilight has nothing to do with your sexual orientation, it just has to do with personal taste. i know straight guys who love it and gays guys who hate it, and the other way around.
Well look on the bright side: at least you won't have to worry about your boyfriend pressuring you to have sex when you don't want to. And you can spend a lot of time going shopping and doing other girly things with him. He'll be like your best girl-friend but you can still tell everyone he's your boyfriend!
Until... he finds a boyfriend for himself.
#31 - On 11/26/2009 at 3:13pm by FerrariCake
this means hes a homo who is obsessed with watching 20-something boys take their shirts
#65 - On 11/26/2009 at 5:00pm by Legend_In_Canada
YDI for choosing a boyfriend who is either gay, or lame enough to like sparkly vampires.
#35 - On 11/26/2009 at 3:24pm by theanonymoose
twilight rocks! you haters suck! xD im all for team jacob
#36 - On 11/26/2009 at 3:25pm by xoluvinshayxo
Neither YDI or FYL. Maybe your boyfriend just likes Twilight? I got dragged into seeing it and half of the people in the theater were guys, not all with their girlfriends.
I find it strange that when a girl has a boyfriends who's obsessed with Harry Potter they deserve it but when their boyfriend is obsessed with Twilight their life is fucked.
What? They're both book series and though I prefer Harry Potter to Twilight this HP vs. Twlight war is worse than the Edward vs Jacob war.
at least he's man enough to admit he likes twilight instead of being a little pussy about it and hiding it from everyone. I'm a firm believer in real men show tears. it shows fearlessness to me and the idea that men are suposed to be these dominant masculine alpha males is so dumb and I feel sorry for any girl that falls for a guy like that. so you should consider yourself lucky instead of posting your shame on fml. he deserves better.
#41 - On 11/26/2009 at 3:36pm by wambamtysam
Real men show tears when Old Yeller dies, when the kid finds the red fern growing over Old Dan and Little Ann's graves, and when kicked hard in the junk. That's it, so please stop trying to romanticize pussification.
Watching Twilight doesn't show fearlessness, it shows homosexuality.
#131 - On 11/27/2009 at 10:41pm by The__Redneck
My friend and I are gonna see it as many times as possible.
So that when Edward leaves we can stand up and clap.
A lot of you guys are total assholes. So what if he likes Twilight? So what if he wanted to see the movie? It's just a book series. Grow the fuck up, you idiots.
Congratulations, you're a shallow, thick-headed idiot!
By what means does liking Twilight make him a "bitch" or that she should get "a better guy?"
So because he likes Twilight, he doesn't deserve a girlfriend. For some reason. Okay, yeah, that makes sense. So all wrestlers are gay [too much guy-guy contact!], all basketball players are gay [they play with balls!] and so are football players [BOTH!]? Oh, and if you like Twilight, YOU DON'T DESERVE A GIRLFRIEND EITHER! In fact, your girlfriend had better LEAVE YOU for a BETTER guy! Because you're absolutely worthless as a human being because of what you like. Too bad, try again next life. Seems that there are just some people out there who will devalue you just because you like a certain book series. Oh darn.
I agree dude. Most of these peeps are shallow assholes
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#61 - On 11/26/2009 at 4:45pm by Starchild21
Wrestlers, basketball players, and football players don't spend two hours at a time staring at half-naked, waxed-chested, ~sparkly~ men.
Neither do any other heterosexual men.
And it's not that guys who like Twilight don't deserve girlfriends... it's that they really don't want them.
#140 - On 11/28/2009 at 8:45pm by The__Redneck
Okay. Sorry. People on the swim team, then?
The whole point of thinking he's gay or less of a man because he likes Twilight is for ridiculous, closed-minded, ignorant assholes. Who says he likes Twilight for Edward or Jacob? There IS Bella, you know. Sure, she's a bitch, but she's pretty hot in the movies.
And the whole movies aren't made of those. You're being an ignorant idiot.
Or it's for people who actually saw the trailers... even if we wish we hadn't.
But how do you know Bella's a bitch? Sounds like I irritated a Twilight fan--do you watch 90210 for the drama and "Sparticus" for the historical relevence, too?
#144 - On 11/29/2009 at 11:29pm by The__Redneck
haaa, have fun watching your man catch a boner by Edward
#59 - On 11/26/2009 at 4:42pm by KnownUnknown
Just because her boyfriend likes Twilight doesn't mean that he's gay or a pussy. He simply wanted to see New Moon! Unless, of course, when it comes out on DVD he insists you buy it and always fast forwards to the "Edward Cullen strip tease" part while biting his finger and saying, "Mm...I'd love to tap that cold vampire ass all night long, gurlfrand", I don't think there is a problem.
#60 - On 11/26/2009 at 4:44pm by sayheyyybabe
Your boyfriend fails...I suggest you find a real man before it's too late.
#71 - On 11/26/2009 at 5:43pm by DynamicDave
#60 you do not understand how much I laughed when I read yourr comment! :L so funny :L
#73 - On 11/26/2009 at 5:44pm by sammy6597
First Read: Whatever, what's so bad about that?
Second Read: OMG, Boyfriend...?! and He dragged You?
Third Read: *imagine insane laughter*
#75 - On 11/26/2009 at 5:59pm by DreamerHyper
He assumed you'd want to see it. Ungrateful whore. Use you hands to jerk him off in thanks, not bitching here.
#78 - On 11/26/2009 at 6:23pm by COBRAMORPH
Does he also like it when you use a strap-on and pound his ass? But yeah... I agree with a lot of the other posts, you're an ungrateful bitch. He should dump you and take one of your friends next time...
#79 - On 11/26/2009 at 6:49pm by HumptyHump
http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/091125.html
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/twilight_saga_new_moon/
That's all I have to say on the matter.
What's wrong with that? The fact that you're annoyed with & embarrassed of your boyfriend because he tries to actively include you in his interests makes you sound like a shitty girlfriend. And anyway, why should there be a sexual stigma associated with Twilight? There are Twilight fans of both genders, and it shouldn't be expected of girls to love it & sneered at when boys admit they do, too. If I were your boyfriend, I'd probably dump you.
#81 - On 11/26/2009 at 6:55pm by BlueberryPies
I should slap u I wish my b/f wanted to c it... then again yo man is prob faglicious enjoy him while u can Happy Thanksgiving
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FUCK its not Twilight 2! Its called NEW MOON. I wish people would stop calling it the second Twilight movie or Twilight 2. 'Twilight' really has nothing to do with it, its the name of the first book. The second book is called NEW MOON.
#92 - On 11/26/2009 at 8:57pm by hornetchik
it's called "the twilight series" so yes, it can be called the new twilight movie
#93 - On 11/26/2009 at 9:13pm by abradant_spoon
I don't want to see twilight 2 or any of the other movies which follow it. And I fail to see how the first twilight movie has nothing to do with the second one. Is it not about a 107 year old virgin "vampire"?
#95 - On 11/26/2009 at 9:37pm by cool_kid_cone
LISTEN TO HORNETCHIK, GODDAMMIT!! The name of the movie is NOT "Twilight 2"!! It is NEW MOON! Anyone who calls it TWILIGHT 2 is a goddamn ignorant asshole! And anyone who says that Twilight is not the most awesome movie ever and that Edward is not the cutest boy in the world and who thinks that Jacob should beat Edward in their NOT homo-erotic battles is also an ignorant asshole!
JUST STOP BEING SO IGNORANT ABOUT THE CUTEST BOY VAMPIRES EVER!
Assholes...
(BTW... who the hell is "Jacob"? Is he a new character in Twilight 2? )
#113 - On 11/27/2009 at 2:40am by FerrariCake
You should dump him, not because hes gay or a crap boyfriend, but because he deserves so much better than you. Now i don't know you so i can't call you a whinny ungrateful stuck up whore, i'm sure thats just how your coming across at the moment, but you have breached the trust in your relationship, and that is unforgivable.
Now i went to see Twilight with my girlfriend a year ago on our first date, and i liked it, i'm even thinking about buying the book but tbh i have better things to read, i like my books with more blood. But liking Twilight, as well as being a great way to communicate with my girlfriend on an emotional level, was a fantastic way to get in her pants, theres nothing gay about that.
Besides have any of you twilight haters seen New Moon? The werewolves are fucking badass, twice the size of a bear, and i'm not sure how to spell it, the Voultouri i think it is, an old and powerful vampire family are the classic elder vampire steriotype AKA cruel, heartless and sadistic. And the only reason the vampires sparkle instead of die is to make it imposible for them to kill themselves, so Edward has to find alternate means to die, it's a plot device not a whim of the author to be gay.
Here's the thing of it: It's not that liking Twilight makes you gay (trust me, I'd be one of the last people to say that or to imply being gay is at all a bad thing), it's that supporting Twilight kinda makes you a bit of an asshole (if you're old enough to realize it) or misled (if you aren't). We're talking about a series that glorifies an abusive, paedophilic stalker, an obsessive Mary Sue, and their "perfect" relationship. And it's targeted at teenage girls. If you support sending that message to today's youth, you're kind of an asshole. Period.
--But liking Twilight... was a fantastic way to get in her pants, theres nothing gay about that.--
So you pretended to be gay in order to get in her pants. I heard women will try to 'straighten you out' if you do that, but personally I have way too much dignity to try it....
...
... Did it work?
#145 - On 11/29/2009 at 11:40pm by The__Redneck
omg I wish my boyfriend would want to see it twice he doesn't even want to go see it...I say consider yourself lucky!
#100 - On 11/26/2009 at 10:34pm by twilightgirl1019
I don't know how is there anything wrong with your boyfriend liking that movie, except the fact that I wouldn't watch it even if they'd pay me
I bet we will hear another fml from the op soon about how her boyfriend left her for a man
not saying that every guy who likes twilight is gay, but there's a legitamate chance
Research shows 9 out of 10 male Twilight fans are gay. The last one says he's straight but subscribes to Boys Life magazine "just for the articles".
YDI for having a lame boyfriend, not to mention YDI for being willing to go see Twilight at all.
#111 - On 11/27/2009 at 1:54am by blastvortex
You are crazy!!! I would be so happy if my boyfriend wanted to watch it with me!
Instead he fell asleep while watching the first one and refers to the movies as those
lame books and movies... You have a sensitive man that appreciates some good romance..
He's a keeper, but quite frankly I think he deserves someone who can embrace his sensitive
side instead of bashing it. You should be ashamed of yourself, most girls would pee their pants
for their boyfriends to be interested in such things! I hope he dumps you and finds a nice little
vampire geek girl instead!
twilight is not a romance novel turned movie. its a pedophile fairy novel turned movie. romance flicks are good. i like them alot. vampire flicks are good. i enjoy them also. twilight was bad both as a book and as a movie. if you want a good romance movie try the notebook, hitch, you've got mail, message in a bottle. just to name a few of my favorites. those are romance. notice in all those movies there isnt any interspieces relationships and no 80-90 year difference in the couples ages
#119 - On 11/27/2009 at 4:26am by dravthorn6669
Oh yeah! Talking about that, also what kind of vampire can he be? He's a faggot! Nosferatu, Lestat, Dracula and cie were vampires... Even Louis, in Interview with the vampire, was not that much of a faggot, and I thought he was the worst to this day....with his poodles and rats lol. But he's not the kind of mushy faggotry vampire in love written for schoolgirls that start to dream about sex and having a relationship with older men. You're right: Pedophile. Oh and did I mention the book itself, the style and writing is shit? I have never read a book that has such shitty descriptions!... and I friggin studied literature in college!
i saw the first twilight movie and was very disappointed. vampires don't sparkle..... but tinker bell does. so you tell me. if bursting into flames = vampire..... and sparkling in the sun = fairies..... what is edward cullen???? well other than a pedophile that is. we all know that the actor chosen for the part was chosen for his looks and not his almost nonexistent acting skills. he did much better in the harry potter movies. less makeup = more realistic. so of course all the self centered "im so pretty" people who focus on others looks because they are not happy with there own think these movies are great. while the rest of us would rather give birth to the 1 eyed 1 horned flying purple people eater than have to see or even hear about the dull and boring twilight series
#118 - On 11/27/2009 at 4:17am by dravthorn6669
my boyfriend Likes twilight ...
ppl have different opions on movies thats y different movies are made...
i hate ppl who jus watch it 4 d hell of it.... to fit in and know nothing about the series..i wanna blow there heads off!!!
ok here is an idea. ill bring my guns and you bring yours we can go to every theater that is playing this sucky movie and ill shoot every real fan that comes out the doors and you...... wait youd be shot for being a fan.... oh well.... anyone else wanna get some ammo and join?lol
#125 - On 11/27/2009 at 3:22pm by dravthorn6669
Its not an FML because her boyfriend likes twilight, It's an FML because she has to go see that shitty movie twice. OP, ruin it for him and laugh at all the really sensitive parts really, really loudly. That's what I did to ruin for everyone when I went to see twilight, and it worked pretty well.
#126 - On 11/27/2009 at 7:18pm by MiseryAlice
This is going to be one of those things where we're all horribly intolerant for mentioning it's completely gay.... about a year before it's praised to the skies for being a gay film.
#132 - On 11/27/2009 at 10:47pm by The__Redneck
well at least your boyfriend didnt see it without you so now you have nobody to see it with as all of your other friend have already seen it.
#134 - On 11/27/2009 at 11:13pm by Redmoon252
DUMP HIM NOW! He's got the mentality of a 14 year old girl or a homo.
#136 - On 11/28/2009 at 12:14am by helpmeiamblind
I hate Twilight, you see, I thought it was annoying when everybody talked about it all the time so I decided to give it a shot. I gave my girlfriend a ticket to the movie (since she's like all other noisy girls screaming about the awful movie). I went with her and we watched the movie like a great couple. She did in fact talk to me about that main-caracter all the movie while I was figuring out a great plan to escape from the madness. After the movie ended I went out to the bathrooms, put a finger in my mouth and puked just because the movie sucked so hard. Now all my friends wants to discuss all the scenes in the movie because my girlfriend told them that I went with her... I'm thinking about getting the hell out of the country and start a new life in China, where I hope the Twilight crap is illeagal.
OP, sucks to be you, really.
#137 - On 11/28/2009 at 8:15am by CheeseHater
i got as far as "i went to see twilight" and i decided your life sucks more than anything hands down! FACT!
He's trying to tell you something. I think you should take the hint and plan a surprise coming-out party for him. This is a time to bond on an even wider variety of subjects, including shopping, makeup application, and reading People magazine. Have fun with your new gay best friend - every girl's dream.
:-)
#139 - On 11/28/2009 at 10:52am by bgpink
Don't worry.... I got dragged to it with by my boyfired as wel.... He spend the entire time watching it and i spend the entire time trying to get him to make out with me... and i'm the girl!
