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Today, I was riding on my usual bus, when I noticed a man staring at me. I was having a really bad day, and said "Can you please stop staring at me?" He then replied with "I'm just trying to look out the window, and your head is in the way. Don't flatter yourself." FML


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On 11/26/2009 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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Man, I HATE girls like you... always think you are the center of attention. One day an attractive lady was driving with a flat tire; I honked several times on the traffic light trying to hell her that, but she just glanced at me and was staring straight ahead. I bet she's an idiot just like you, thinking that every guy wants to lay you. YDI, stupid bitch!

#10 - On 11/26/2009 at 6:47am by zoffix

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Why is that bad? Cant you accept that not every man who sees you isnt instantly actracted to you?

#4 - On 11/26/2009 at 6:19am by polico_wolf

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