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Today, I realized that when the pest control man said that we may see a few more bugs in the next few days, what he meant was "your kitchen will be covered in them." It's the day before Thanksgiving and I have several people invited over for the Holiday. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19421) - you deserved it (1718)

On 11/25/2009 at 3:24am - misc - by buggedout (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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Nomnomnom...more protein in your Thanksgiving meal! Be thankful, silly.

#1 - On 11/25/2009 at 10:21am by Aha09

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Looks like your going to have a few million guests on Thanksgiving.

Just warn your human guests not to eat the lumps in the gravy.

#10 - On 11/25/2009 at 11:35am by perdix

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