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Today, I realized that when the pest control man said that we may see a few more bugs in the next few days, what he meant was "your kitchen will be covered in them." It's the day before Thanksgiving and I have several people invited over for the Holiday. FML


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On 11/25/2009 at 3:24am - misc - by buggedout (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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Nomnomnom...more protein in your Thanksgiving meal! Be thankful, silly.

#1 - On 11/25/2009 at 10:21am by Aha09

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At least you have a day. Get some bug spray and get to work.

#2 - On 11/25/2009 at 10:23am by FerrariCake

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