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Today, our entire crew team was at a yoga studio for an introductory yoga lesson. All my teammates could talk about how hot the yoga instructor was in her tight spandex while doing the sexy yoga poses. Everyone, including the coach, wanted to do her. The yoga instructor is my mom. FML


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On 03/27/2009 at 2:43pm - misc - by unitywoods (man) - United States (Maryland)

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In the middle of stretching you should've just walked up and gave your mom a hug, impressing your team and looking like a pimp without them ever knowing you were just hugging your mother.

#12 - On 03/27/2009 at 7:34pm by Jaywin

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Oh man, that's definitely awkward.
But, MILF!

#1 - On 03/27/2009 at 7:07pm by DefHamster

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