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Today, our entire crew team was at a yoga studio for an introductory yoga lesson. All my teammates could talk about how hot the yoga instructor was in her tight spandex while doing the sexy yoga poses. Everyone, including the coach, wanted to do her. The yoga instructor is my mom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (63480) - you deserved it (2967)

On 03/27/2009 at 2:43pm - misc - by unitywoods (man) - United States (Maryland)

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