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Today, I got an alarm installed in my car, and was having problems with it not going off when the car was hit. To demonstrate this to the installers, I bumped my car with my hip, which left a dent, and set the alarm off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5011) - you deserved it (15333)

On 11/24/2009 at 11:08pm - misc - by md - Canada (Ontario)

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