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Today, I got an alarm installed in my car, and was having problems with it not going off when the car was hit. To demonstrate this to the installers, I bumped my car with my hip, which left a dent, and set the alarm off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7429) - you deserved it (23697)

On 11/24/2009 at 11:08pm - misc - by md - Canada (Ontario)

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you dented your car with your hip? you have a concrete ass or somethin?

#5 - On 11/25/2009 at 6:36am by betamaxjim92

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you must be wide bottomed.

#2 - On 11/25/2009 at 3:59am by badbunny

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