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Today, I had to log in to my computer on a projector in front of business associates at my dad's architecture firm. I typed in my username and apparently didn't hit the tab key hard enough, so I typed my password in the username box. The entire firm now knows my password is "tits123". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9791) - you totally deserved it (48012)

On 03/27/2009 at 12:46pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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ps. hehe tits, i bet they had a giggle over that one

#1 - On 03/27/2009 at 5:32pm by krunkrooster

well, its fairly easy to remember at least...

#2 - On 03/27/2009 at 5:34pm by haro

hopefully they were male business associates. then they would probably find it amusing.

#3 - On 03/27/2009 at 5:35pm by RyeBreadBoy

Lmao best password ever. Not very secure, very easy to break, but hilarious.
Best regards,
S

#4 - On 03/27/2009 at 5:37pm by dickinabox

why tits123 anyway? :3

#5 - On 03/27/2009 at 5:37pm by Safko

@#5

Why not?! Awesome password.

#6 - On 03/27/2009 at 5:38pm by rubbingAlcohol

What about vagina456?

:)

#7 - On 03/27/2009 at 5:39pm by jSOPURE

Oh, wow. LMAO, though.

#8 - On 03/27/2009 at 5:39pm by KiwiBlu

That's an unsafe password. :[ Hilarious though.

#9 - On 03/27/2009 at 5:44pm by may_cause_fail

lol @ #7
most female employees use penis789

#10 - On 03/27/2009 at 5:49pm by ChrisFrancia

whats your username: BigPenis456

#11 - On 03/27/2009 at 5:50pm by Ron

epic win password

#12 - On 03/27/2009 at 5:53pm by jacklol

hahahahahahahahah dude that's hilarious! If the room was filled with guys it would probably be no big deal and you'd probably get a few laughs and in the long run it would make you more comfortable around them. But if there were women in the room. Yeah that would be awkward as hell and they probably think you're a disgusting perve now!

#13 - On 03/27/2009 at 5:54pm by npk1112

Always always always check that you're in the right box BEFORE you start typing q:

#14 - On 03/27/2009 at 6:16pm by your_face

That just made my day! Oh the mind of men! Awesome password!

#15 - On 03/27/2009 at 6:16pm by fmljunkiefml

um... so????

#16 - On 03/27/2009 at 6:18pm by heather889121

And now we know.
Lol. Not that it matters

#17 - On 03/27/2009 at 6:20pm by rachel13

That's hilarious.

#18 - On 03/27/2009 at 6:21pm by NPH

weird,
dont they usually replace what your pw with dots or stars?

still funny as hell though
LOL.

#19 - On 03/27/2009 at 6:22pm by ulliellax

He forgot the tab key, and therefore typed in thbe username box xD

#93 - On 06/29/2009 at 8:11am by abdur

I was supposed to write the*

Oh well @OP FYL

#94 - On 06/29/2009 at 8:14am by abdur

solid password

#20 - On 03/27/2009 at 6:30pm by guitardedman

LOL. Maybe try having a password that isn't completely stupid and potentially embarrassing??

#21 - On 03/27/2009 at 6:30pm by kellster

@ #19

he accidently typed his password on the username area

#22 - On 03/27/2009 at 6:31pm by nafiul93

YOUR PROMOTED!

#24 - On 03/27/2009 at 6:41pm by BOLLOX

Hahah I've done that. My password was less amusing though, and only 1 person saw.
Ah my story sucks.

#25 - On 03/27/2009 at 6:42pm by Libbyy

lmao, my password to one of my loggins is "iloveanal". I cant imagine if that happened to me with that password!!!

#26 - On 03/27/2009 at 6:45pm by stephania25

your so full of crap anonymous:) either ur life suxs balls( sarcasm) or u need a new hobby- there r so many fml stories from u that u obviously made up
sad

#27 - On 03/27/2009 at 6:48pm by rinaldy

Always type with your head up ya dunce

#28 - On 03/27/2009 at 6:54pm by OElevenRealTalk

My password on most sites is an entire sentence ;)

#29 - On 03/27/2009 at 6:54pm by lifebarelyeffed

#27 and everyone else who thinks Anonymous is only one person, it's actually the default and a lot of people have that as their name...just like noname

#30 - On 03/27/2009 at 7:08pm by fmlisamazing

hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

#31 - On 03/27/2009 at 7:23pm by effthis

well, we all know now you haven't been laid. any little boy whos password which contains tits/ass/vagina etc needs a girlfriend. :s

#32 - On 03/27/2009 at 7:23pm by Hollydolly

LOL this one made me laugh

#33 - On 03/27/2009 at 7:27pm by zApplegalz

I sure hope you mean that your password WAS tits123...

#34 - On 03/27/2009 at 7:32pm by Nemephosis

haha, this post is tits!

#35 - On 03/27/2009 at 7:54pm by Superman8

hahahahahahahaha nice job xDDDDDDDDDD

#36 - On 03/27/2009 at 8:28pm by frenchfriez888

lol 99% of the people who said your life sucks including myself are probably males and the rest are girls thinking your a perve but yeah ...*high five*

#37 - On 03/27/2009 at 8:37pm by dwights

Haha, YLIF.

#38 - On 03/27/2009 at 8:39pm by BamxBitch

haha #25

#39 - On 03/27/2009 at 8:41pm by i_eFed_My_Lifeup

hahaha. that's great. i'm sure they were all laughing on the inside.

#40 - On 03/27/2009 at 8:45pm by heatherjay

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...HAHAHAHAHA...HHHHAAHA

#41 - On 03/27/2009 at 9:30pm by musicloverr

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA, if I were in that meeting room I might have laughed!
It's happened to me before, presenting a powerpoint to my class.
But it wasn't an embarrassing password, and only the people at the front noticed because they were the only ones paying attention...

#42 - On 03/27/2009 at 9:42pm by youreawhore

#34 i was going to say that too.
ahhaah i think now a lot of people will use that password after seeing it on this site =P
damnnnnn. thats funny and awkward in a business setting.
anywhere else it would have been epic.

#43 - On 03/27/2009 at 9:47pm by theoldGP

lol that's a stupid password. mine's better.
password123..

#44 - On 03/27/2009 at 10:33pm by jayfx

I'd go with butts38 but sure whatever turns you on... =D

#45 - On 03/27/2009 at 10:46pm by braFTW

Hilarious!!! i laughed out loud

#46 - On 03/27/2009 at 11:04pm by therocket

This is EXACTLY why we don't use body parts as our password.

#47 - On 03/27/2009 at 11:23pm by SVelasquez

...and now so does the rest of the world.

#48 - On 03/27/2009 at 11:28pm by WendlaMimii

I lol'd.

#49 - On 03/27/2009 at 11:35pm by quesoesbueno59

Eh. Not really a big deal. Change it. it's not like it was "peniswhore" or something.

#50 - On 03/27/2009 at 11:58pm by wat_the_eff

That's definitely going to be password from now on!

#51 - On 03/28/2009 at 12:18am by Shihaby

ima search every computer in the world with that password til one of them opens

#52 - On 03/28/2009 at 3:29am by harmlessly_mean

made up, no one is that dumb and even if you were who cares if your password is tits123? not a big deal or worth a fml post...

#53 - On 03/28/2009 at 5:12am by 7kelevra

And now so do we... hahahaha!

But seriously that's funny. xD Not a huge FML though, just kinda "embarrassing for a moment then you laugh it off" kinda thing - or it would be to me.

#54 - On 03/28/2009 at 6:06am by Bangly

you should of just played it off lol, anyways your pass made me laugh

#55 - On 03/28/2009 at 7:19am by corey_kelly

I'd be more concerned that they know my password now, instead of being concerned on what is my password.

#56 - On 03/28/2009 at 8:05am by Zic

Any guys in the room could care less about this. they got a small chuckle and moved on. Unless you work with a bunch of feminists or religious nuts they either gave you a mental high five or just ignored it. Now if your password was "Ilovethecock" you would have a FML.

#57 - On 03/28/2009 at 8:34am by galad2003

YDI for having a dumbass password.

#58 - On 03/28/2009 at 9:13am by UrLifeDoesntSuck

Ya could'a said it was a misspelling. "fits123" would have worked since the 'f' key is directly diagonal to the 't' key. =\

#59 - On 03/28/2009 at 11:20am by mel_ancholy

haha... absolutely perfect password
#59... ur a tool...
and besides... y would u ever want to try and hide that (other than the fact that its ur password)... i just changed all my passwords to vag123

#60 - On 03/28/2009 at 2:44pm by effevery1slife

hahahahhaha

and #60 thats just weird

#61 - On 03/28/2009 at 5:21pm by dcapp

ive dont that once, but my password wasnt nearly as bad :( sorry dude

#62 - On 03/28/2009 at 7:37pm by open_eyed_dream

how do you not press the tab button hard enough? LOl..i bet this is fake.

#63 - On 03/29/2009 at 12:52am by deardaniel

AHH That's happened to me before!

#64 - On 03/29/2009 at 1:40am by jthm_guitarist

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAH that happened to me before...need to learn to slow down in the future -___-

#65 - On 03/29/2009 at 7:40am by woeisme

i was doing that with myspace. a bunch of my friends were around the computer and i realized i'd hit shift instead of enter and they red "jdepplove" across the screen. they still tease me.

#66 - On 03/29/2009 at 1:55pm by lmao_xx

hahahahah that happened to me
then i found out my little bro hacked into my facebook

#67 - On 03/29/2009 at 2:52pm by jkluger

hey bro you should hook me up with a job... where do you live?

#68 - On 03/29/2009 at 3:27pm by fuckmylife431413

Hate to say it but, thumbs up yo. Keeping the mind in the happy place. Just remember you only need to look out for your self in that sense. Let the others user their own imaginations. LOL

#69 - On 03/29/2009 at 3:46pm by Cobragt932000

That's what you get for being a pervert ..

#70 - On 03/29/2009 at 6:46pm by HahahaThatsFunny

24 FTW

#71 - On 03/29/2009 at 11:48pm by matt2561

hahaha funniest one in a while! that happens to me all the time but no one ever sees it

#72 - On 03/30/2009 at 12:54am by sc2323

Any password ending in 123 is just asking to be hacked.

And "tits"? Seriously?

Wow, SOMEONE's professional here...

#73 - On 03/30/2009 at 1:07pm by metalyoshi9

well maybe you shouldn't have picked such a retarded password...

#74 - On 03/30/2009 at 5:22pm by mon_e_mons

it could be worse, you could be getting your ass handed to you in march madness.

#75 - On 03/30/2009 at 5:51pm by Sl2jr

haha im glad to know im not the only person with dirty passwords

#76 - On 03/31/2009 at 2:12pm by kevin_19

LOL that's my password too

#77 - On 03/31/2009 at 6:46pm by mr1818

wow people chill with the "dumbass" and "perv" shit, like just cuz u work in an office doesnt mean u have to be some faggot perfect businessman.....im in an office right now and me and my partner were talking about how im gonna deliver him some acid from the university of waterloo lol..office ppl are ppl too, never forget.

#78 - On 04/01/2009 at 2:12pm by NoKo

Lord this sounds like me. But mine was Mango and then I added another O because Mango was not long enough. Then when I asked someone else to type it in for me because I was busy they were like "Man Goo?.... wtf??" haaa.. Should have thought that one through.

#79 - On 04/02/2009 at 12:18am by Skye621

#80 - On 04/02/2009 at 1:01am by TurtleLG

My best friend used to make passwords that were really ebarrassing so he would be less likely to tell someone.

#81 - On 04/02/2009 at 2:16am by zachlr

I've done that with tab before... except my password wasn't embarrassing and nobody saw.
Still changed it anyways cause it was to my email.

This reminds me of the old joke: "I put penis as my hotmail password but they told me it wasn't long enough"

#82 - On 04/10/2009 at 6:51pm by IMz0r

LOL

#83 - On 04/12/2009 at 8:47pm by Yamamarro

and now so does half the world. Nice one, jackass. I don't think you're a perv, you can have whatever you want for a password. But don't put an FML about how everyone in your office knows your password...cause now so does everyone else. Just change it and move on.

and @#78...nice, bragging about doing acid. You're a freaking idiot.

#84 - On 04/24/2009 at 10:55am by PrettyVal

lmao xD titssss