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Today, I woke up in a closet of a four star hotel, having spent the night drinking. I am a secondary school teacher and I have been visiting this place on a school trip. My flight left at 4am this morning and it's now 1pm in the afternoon. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6428) - you deserved it (53508)

On 11/23/2009 at 1:29pm - misc - by Nicholasand (woman) - United Kingdom (Staffordshire)

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As a secondary school teacher myself, I would never even touch a drop of alcohol on a school trip - you are ALWAYS "on duty", even after lights out. You deserve it, and you will probably be fired. No sympathy here.

#6 - On 11/23/2009 at 5:25pm by gsm

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If you were my kids teacher, I'd do everything i could to get your sorry ass fired.

#9 - On 11/23/2009 at 5:36pm by MissSparkie

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