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Today, I was walking on the boardwalk with my mom when an old man came up and asked me to marry him. He promised he would buy me a Mercedes if I did. The man was homeless and delusional. My mom told me I should take the offer because it would be the best offer I could get. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29949) - you deserved it (2631)

On 11/23/2009 at 1:09pm - misc - by ellie (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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mother probably was just mad cause her best friend probably screwed her boyfriend at prom night

#28 - On 11/24/2009 at 1:41am by Icutu7

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Ye of little faith

#3 - On 11/23/2009 at 5:33pm by mich23

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