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Today, I was walking on the boardwalk with my mom when an old man came up and asked me to marry him. He promised he would buy me a Mercedes if I did. The man was homeless and delusional. My mom told me I should take the offer because it would be the best offer I could get. FML
mother probably was just mad cause her best friend probably screwed her boyfriend at prom night
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 7 March 2014