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Today, I was walking on the boardwalk with my mom when an old man came up and asked me to marry him. He promised he would buy me a Mercedes if I did. The man was homeless and delusional. My mom told me I should take the offer because it would be the best offer I could get. FML
mother probably was just mad cause her best friend probably screwed her boyfriend at prom night
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Thursday 22 January 2015