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Today, I saw one of my favorite hockey players in public. I had met him once before, and to my shock, he remembered me. I was pretty excited until he started talking to his friend in French. He didn't seem to realize that I'm fluent in the language. He basically called me "ugly psycho bitch." FML

I agree, your life sucks (21865) - you totally deserved it (3708)

On 11/23/2009 at 1:59am - misc - by frenchgirl (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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i hope you said something back to him in french lol

#1 - On 11/23/2009 at 10:15am by AliasFan4Lyfe

^This

This is technically a FHL since he decided to be rude under the impression that you couldn't understand it. My sister, who's fluent in Spainish, had some Hispanic coworkers who would regularly talk bad about people under the "you can't speak my language/understand me" card. From what she's told, it feels pretty damn good to tell those people off in the language they think no one else speaks.

#47 - On 11/23/2009 at 2:18pm by Reyo

I am very excited to do this :) I plan to become fluent in spanish anyway so that will be fun! I already try to understand their conversations but they just speak so damn fast >.

#55 - On 11/23/2009 at 4:07pm by Sun_Kissed18

Actually, I keep quiet, because then it feels like I'm spying.

#73 - On 11/23/2009 at 11:07pm by DameGreyWulf

Who was it?

#94 - On 11/26/2009 at 4:16pm by UrbanerMezei

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You probably did something that gave off the impression that you're an "ugly psycho bitch." YDI.

#2 - On 11/23/2009 at 10:21am by loto

What hockey player was it?

#3 - On 11/23/2009 at 10:22am by TheRiceMonster

Tsk, tsk, tsk... That is really mean but considerate enough to actually say it in another language he thought you didn't understand.

#4 - On 11/23/2009 at 10:30am by sharon_ellj

So I take it you've been stalking him, creeper? YDI!

#5 - On 11/23/2009 at 10:34am by JanisEvans

wat does YDI mean? i'm not sure...

#66 - On 11/23/2009 at 9:18pm by playmymusic90

YDI = You Deserved It

#74 - On 11/23/2009 at 11:42pm by SpaghettiCat

marc-andre fleury? he sucks anyways.

#6 - On 11/23/2009 at 10:35am by go_rangers

seeing him and the Penguins take on the Panthers tonight. It should hopefully be a good game.

#14 - On 11/23/2009 at 11:06am by Brave_Sir_Robin

I have to say... go panthers! Even though they beat my Rangers the other day... i hate the pens more. :).

Enjoy yourself, I wish I was going to a game soon.

#25 - On 11/23/2009 at 12:08pm by go_rangers

The funny thing is most of the people I am going with are huge Penguin fans, so this is gonna be fun.

#27 - On 11/23/2009 at 12:16pm by Brave_Sir_Robin

Oooh, you're not?? even better! :).

#28 - On 11/23/2009 at 12:17pm by go_rangers

I Hope you tell him that he was "un connard qui croit qu'il est le seul à parler français sur terre."

#7 - On 11/23/2009 at 10:36am by daaydaay

Oh, but he totally is! No one could be as special and brilliant as him. You, me, the OP, and people in many countries are all just faking it.

Man. I don't care how well he can skate, guy's a douche. Even if the OP was weird, it's common sense to wait until someone's gone to discuss it. FYL indeed.

#33 - On 11/23/2009 at 1:16pm by pope_suburban

Did you just suggest he's the only one who can speak on French soil?

#91 - On 11/25/2009 at 12:30pm by MouseyN

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OP, go die.

#8 - On 11/23/2009 at 10:38am by Antivirus

Quelle dommage (too bad), Alanis.

#9 - On 11/23/2009 at 10:38am by perdix

Eh, it's not so bad. Hockey players can be nice guys but they can also be a bunch of stuck up jerks. I happen to work for a hockey team.

#10 - On 11/23/2009 at 10:51am by flgirlwguitar

I find it very disgusting when celebraties make fun of their fans. They are celebrities because of these die hard fans. Otherwise they would not be what they are.

#11 - On 11/23/2009 at 10:51am by DomK

Not true in this case. Hockey players use their skills to get where they are in life. A player having fans or not is completely unrelated to how much he is paid. We aren't talking about Paris Hilton or Miley Cyrus here.

#17 - On 11/23/2009 at 11:45am by doc3

And how do you think they're paid? Right. With the fan's money.

#53 - On 11/23/2009 at 3:31pm by Greenyz

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I'd like to remind everyone (before they point fingers) that Pennsylvania has 2 hockey teams. That said, YDI. No one likes creepy stalkers.

#12 - On 11/23/2009 at 10:58am by maheiya

How the fuck do you know she is a "stalker" dipshit think before you write

#16 - On 11/23/2009 at 11:25am by Inked2009

The flyers and the penguins both suck. I'll point fingers at both teams. YOU ARE BAD PEOPLE!

#26 - On 11/23/2009 at 12:14pm by go_rangers

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Inked is probably a stalker too, you can always tell because they freak out whenever you mention stalking. the OP is probably fat and also obsessed with that vampire guy from Twilight.

#37 - On 11/23/2009 at 1:27pm by expen_dable

Where did you get that particular theory? Are Twilight fans generally into hockey or sports? Dunno, but my gut reaction on that is -- Probably Not. So many assumptions based on nothings..

#40 - On 11/23/2009 at 1:36pm by mercyFML

I'll give you Philly fans suck, but Pittsburgh fans aren't half as bad as Ranger fans. Only going by the number of each I've either had to deny building entry or eject from the game for being unruly.

#42 - On 11/23/2009 at 1:52pm by flgirlwguitar

That's probably just because Penguins fans didn't exist until 2-3 years ago.

#46 - On 11/23/2009 at 2:12pm by go_rangers

#46 - ZING! Love it, because it's true.

#49 - On 11/23/2009 at 3:04pm by ediciusNJ

be quiet about the flyers.. (please!) :P

#58 - On 11/23/2009 at 5:05pm by septemberlovebug

go_rangers, I've only been working for a hockey team since 2007, so I have no data previously. But I stand by my statement. The Rangers, Sabres, and Flyers are the games I positively dread working, followed closely by Habs, Islanders and Leafs.

#60 - On 11/23/2009 at 5:46pm by flgirlwguitar

BROAD STREET BULLIES!!!

#77 - On 11/24/2009 at 1:07am by happyvalleygirl

Well then puck that guy, OP.

#13 - On 11/23/2009 at 11:05am by shaister

YDI for thinking you could be memorable.

#15 - On 11/23/2009 at 11:16am by Gavik

Is he your favorite hockey player NOW?!?!

#18 - On 11/23/2009 at 11:53am by glostik

YDI. You probably did something to freak him out. Some celebrities just don't wanna be bothered. But in my experience when you get called a psycho bitch, you did something pyscho bitch-esque

#19 - On 11/23/2009 at 11:54am by KarasuFyre

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YDI for following hockey.

#20 - On 11/23/2009 at 11:57am by XSucksToBeYouX

Yeah, I'm sure he was completely off base. [/sarcasm]

#21 - On 11/23/2009 at 11:58am by visage

It wuz fleury, wznt it?

#22 - On 11/23/2009 at 11:59am by darkmis1

YDI, like most of the FMLifers atm

#23 - On 11/23/2009 at 12:05pm by Klabauterpete

You should have turned to them and said "better ugly psyco bitch than shallow argoant conceded self-centered washed-up nobody hocky player" in French.

#24 - On 11/23/2009 at 12:07pm by Grangoire

Conceited, dude...

#54 - On 11/23/2009 at 3:59pm by Vitamin_C

or even in english. it's too bad that usually the best comebacks surface as afterthoughts, though.

#59 - On 11/23/2009 at 5:35pm by cals

I hate snobs

#29 - On 11/23/2009 at 12:22pm by tropicthunder

He was just being a rude French or you were really what he said about

#30 - On 11/23/2009 at 1:02pm by zungg

idk french but i'll just make it up. "une garce psychotique?"

#31 - On 11/23/2009 at 1:03pm by blland

D: HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT?!?!?!?

jk

#48 - On 11/23/2009 at 2:45pm by iJack

It also says favourite hockey player, not team. Doesn't mean the player is necessarily on a team from Pennsylvania. My favourite team is the Leafs (I know, I know, leave me alone), but my favourite player is Crosby.

#32 - On 11/23/2009 at 1:14pm by gsshfxnsca

I'll vote FYL, but who knows, maybe you ARE one and he's right...

Still rude to say it in another language.

Like this one time a chick called me ugly in spanish... Not fluent in it, but I knew what she was saying

#34 - On 11/23/2009 at 1:18pm by Shadow_Phantom

OP is prob not a stalker but most likely displayed some psychotic behaviour the first time they met which would also explain why the hockey player remembered her.

#35 - On 11/23/2009 at 1:21pm by misspeg

YDI if you're a Flyers or Penguins fan. If not, then that sucks for you, I guess.

#36 - On 11/23/2009 at 1:25pm by dearcourtney

it's funny :)

#38 - On 11/23/2009 at 1:33pm by Imranaziz

Well I could be Briere, Fleury or Letang, maybe Talbot or simon gagne. Tbh slot of pro athletes are douchebags, not all of them obviously, but more than there should be. Maybe Giroux?

#39 - On 11/23/2009 at 1:35pm by Mustardnight

Where does it say it is a pro player? The OP is a psycho bitch that thinks other people care what some high school hockey player says about her.

#41 - On 11/23/2009 at 1:47pm by I_am_stupid_also

OP didn't necessarily have to do anything bitchy or psychotic to warrant him saying that. A lot of people will use the term "bitch" regardless of the person's behaviour. Also, if someone sees their favourite celebrity or sports figure in person, they usually freak out, which the celebrity/player takes as "psychotic". Still, she might have done something weird to warrant it. Either way, to call her ugly and to say it in front of her (regardless of the language) was just plain rude. I hope you said something scathing back to him for that one.

#43 - On 11/23/2009 at 1:53pm by friday13thbaby

That sucks. Hope you replied in french that you hope the puck gets embedded in his face next game.

#44 - On 11/23/2009 at 1:58pm by BelaLugosisdead

You said you got excited..maybe TOO excited..which is why he would call you psycho...and why are we assuming its an NHL'r...all NHL players i have met on the streets have been nice as hell. Could have been someone playing in university....someoen on the phantoms...or someone on a local crappy team. Here in Ontario...most of the Douchebag hockey players play in the O...or Junior A-C

#45 - On 11/23/2009 at 2:08pm by Puck_Fhilly

The OP must be from Toronto. They take their hockey waaay to seriously there. They can be easily described as creepers. Many hockey players complain about not being able to walk the street without some fan rushing at them for an autograph or to complain why they didn't shoot the puck instead of passing when they lost the night before. Many of them like playing in the US where they can enjoy some anonymity.

#50 - On 11/23/2009 at 3:07pm by jonny2x4

well maybe you shouldnt be so weird

#51 - On 11/23/2009 at 3:22pm by i_luv_cheese

Wow #50 FAIL!! CANADIANS take there hockey seriously, not just people from Toronto. Oh, and there's nothing wrong with enjoying a sport. Just how Americans like baseball. Can I say American take baseball TOO seriously. So just... shut up.

#52 - On 11/23/2009 at 3:27pm by movies12

i completely agree with you #52

just because your from canda doesnt mean yora hockey fanatic #50

canadians ftw :)

#57 - On 11/23/2009 at 4:26pm by ohsosweet

Haha and just like New Zealand and Rugby. I'm a kiwi and don't mind watching the odd game with some mates and have a few drinks, but it not something I'm a big fan of.

All Blacks lose rugby = massive nationwide outrage.

#61 - On 11/23/2009 at 7:13pm by hornetchik

No, no your wrong #52. Americans don't really care for baseball as much now as they used to. Now everyone cares about FOOTBALL!!! GO STEELERS!!!!But seriously, baseball is just like a seconhand sport. Nothing is like football :)

#65 - On 11/23/2009 at 8:45pm by svrenegade29

Rugby > Football

#70 - On 11/23/2009 at 10:17pm by hornetchik

you probably deserve it

#56 - On 11/23/2009 at 4:18pm by ohreally123

YDI for being an ugly phycho bitch

#62 - On 11/23/2009 at 7:54pm by Icutu7

You should've called him on it. I love it when I'm on the receiving end of someone's stupidity in a language I can speak. Seeing their face when I speak back to them is PRICELESS. You missed a great opportunity to put this guy in his place.

#63 - On 11/23/2009 at 8:15pm by Diogen

LMFAO....

**Go Red Wings!!!!**

#64 - On 11/23/2009 at 8:20pm by Dr_Pepper

je parle francais... il est un foul. Rigoles avec lui en francais. il n'est pas beux! XD

#67 - On 11/23/2009 at 9:22pm by mydaysbetterXD

He was stupid to assume you didn't understand French and obnoxious for talking about you that way. I think you should have said, "You are a loser, and your fans have made you what little you are" to him in French.

#68 - On 11/23/2009 at 9:37pm by hedgehogs

Most likely a penguin player. Maybe talbot? Fleury? Dupuis? Letang? I think theyre are more French/canadians on the pens then flyers! Hahaha fyl! If I was him I wouldve said the same thing. Who wants a creepy stalker? And I'm still a pens fan. GO PENS! Like ur gonna get a chance with him anyway

#69 - On 11/23/2009 at 9:49pm by cityofchamps09

va ta fair vutre ! < to him. I think thats how you spell the phrase ;)

#71 - On 11/23/2009 at 10:35pm by GrumpyBear

Say something back in french to him.. duhh (:

#72 - On 11/23/2009 at 10:57pm by ClumsyJason

Go Bruins (:

#75 - On 11/24/2009 at 12:18am by jawzzz978

This isn't really an FYL; he screwed himself, actually. Blurt something in French back at him. If you want, kicking him in the nuts is entirely optional.

#76 - On 11/24/2009 at 1:04am by blastvortex

haha that's a hockey player for ya

#78 - On 11/24/2009 at 1:23am by hung_solo

Maybe you shouldn't have made that comment about wanting him to do five minutes in your penalty box.

#79 - On 11/24/2009 at 1:35am by Ninjaface

Of course it'd be a Penguin. Go Caps!!!

#80 - On 11/24/2009 at 1:43am by kitkat918

YDI..... especially if you are a Pens or Flyers fan . i know it probably wasnt him that you saw but id like to remind every one that Sydney Crosby is a bitch and a no talent ass clown that is made to look good because the corrupt league commissioner favors him.

LETS GO RED WINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#81 - On 11/24/2009 at 2:47am by jarviskarnish

You should have given him two minutes for unsportsmanlike conduct.

#84 - On 11/24/2009 at 6:41am by Frood

lol. at least you stood out. thats the key when meeting someone famous: get their attention and make sure they never forget.

#85 - On 11/24/2009 at 7:56am by xoxcinderellaxox

you shoulda said "hey dumb bitch, this is starting to itch, help me up, or il get vince to beat you to death, so get off the meth, you ugly girl named beth."

#86 - On 11/24/2009 at 8:11am by pwnage79

Well, are you?

#87 - On 11/24/2009 at 11:22am by cabernet

WTF is an online pregnacy test. Do u piss on the computer or what?

#88 - On 11/24/2009 at 11:25am by water4life

rofl fleury! what a loser.

#89 - On 11/24/2009 at 2:21pm by halisray

REALLY DOUBT IT WAS FLEURY.

#97 - On 12/05/2009 at 1:22am by SidneyCrosby

Probably was.

#98 - On 12/28/2009 at 7:45pm by MattC13

Nah, I've met Fleury several times. He's one of the nicest guys I've ever met, famous or not.

#99 - On 01/31/2010 at 10:32pm by infamouskilla

what do you expect from hockey players?they all have brain damage!

#90 - On 11/24/2009 at 11:57pm by mcguyver98

And this is why I've resolved to not be a shrieking crazy if and when I meet my favorite celebrities.

#92 - On 11/25/2009 at 11:09pm by telfie

bahaha hockey players are dicks... really big dicks. And they all cheat.

#93 - On 11/26/2009 at 1:34am by hooves04

You should've retaliated and said, "Tu es une pute! Va te faire foutre!" kicked him in the nuts and left.

#95 - On 11/27/2009 at 6:05am by LolWaitWut

Pens or Flyers?

#96 - On 11/30/2009 at 8:32am by shoeman12

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