Today, whilst my parents and I were out, my older brother thought it would be funny to play porn on my computer. At full volume. With my window wide open. Now my next-door neighbors tell their kids I'm a spawn of Satan, and the weird guy from across the street winks at me. FML
I agree, your life sucks (40314) - you totally deserved it (4754)
On 03/27/2009 at 11:18am - misc - by Spawn_of_Satan (woman) - Hong Kong
spawn of satan...very nice but that sucks that that happened to you
#5 - On 03/27/2009 at 5:42pm by angelgrl01
This is why you always lock your computer... YDI for that, but it's still FYL because he did some crazy shit like that.
Hahaha. That's hilarious. I would totally wink back at the guy if I were you. And you should so work the 'spawn of satan' thing. Do BAMF things, and the people will be too scared to yell at you.
#8 - On 03/27/2009 at 5:51pm by voulez_vous
YOU DID IT JER!
at least now you can walk around naked, get your stroke on in public, and stare intimately at children without seeming out of character
The weird guy from across the street knows which room is yours? That's the FML right there I'd keep the blinds down if I were you.
thats fucking hilarious!
I too like #9s idea.
:) thats great though.
#25 - On 03/27/2009 at 7:23pm by blahblah17
Augh, this is just so funny!
This is like having a reputation in your family for being such a loud laugher that they can hear it clear from across the house, and then one day you realize that you do... other things... just as loudly as you laugh...
lol! you should tell "the weird guy across the street" that your brother thinks hes foxy
#28 - On 03/27/2009 at 8:36pm by choppedNskrewed
haha. i think this is totally made up, but funny nonetheless. you must have some epic speakers if your porn can be heard across the street.
#30 - On 03/27/2009 at 8:56pm by heatherjay
Hahahaha! Hmmm... you should do it back to you brother.
Only with gay porn :D
I'm sure that lovely Christian family will love your family :)
Maybe they didn't lock their computer because they didn't expect their brother to do something like that?
Anyway, good idea to lock it from now on ;)
#33 - On 03/27/2009 at 9:22pm by youreawhore
wow. that reallyy suckss.
i hate misunderstandings.. happens to me all the time
people forget after a while aha
#37 - On 03/27/2009 at 10:24pm by member0987654321
Haha, someone did the exact same thing to the room above mine when I lived in a dorm. Except they took his widescreen TV and pushed it up to the window, so people walking in front of the building could see the porn in addition to hearing it.
+1 for you needing to have a password.
Spawn it's a cool nickname, don't let anyone say otherwise.. =D
The weird guy thing was EPIC!
#39 - On 03/27/2009 at 10:48pm by braFTW
So they all knew which room was yours?
Oh well, it's not that big a deal.
#44 - On 03/27/2009 at 11:56pm by wat_the_eff
#9 has the best idea of the section, brothers can be pranksters and this is just too funny.
#47 - On 03/28/2009 at 12:49am by Anonymus101
so.... all of your next-door neighbors and that weird guy across the street just happens to know that the room is yours? for all i know, they could've guessed that it was your brother, and not just you who is the "Spawn of the Devil". that is unless, you're making this up.
#48 - On 03/28/2009 at 2:38am by DiscoRecon
who the f*** cares about what the neighbours think?....
#51 - On 03/28/2009 at 5:14am by Rollercoaster
LOL, Don't feel bad, I masturbated in my room before with the window opened. (I forgot to shut the blinds) My neighbors caught me : )
#53 - On 03/28/2009 at 5:24am by RiceyFighter
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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HAHAHAHAHAHAH.......that is so great.
#54 - On 03/28/2009 at 10:22am by sexxxy_lexxxy
Ouch. That royally sucks. But on the upside, anyone who's going to call you the "spawn of Satan" isn't anyone you particularly want to be hanging around, anyway. Super-dooper-religious folks are more annoying than friendly; all they seem to be good for is telling me, "You know you're going to hell, right?"
@56 who says it was the op's porn? they probably found it in the internet and it had nothing to do with him at all.
fyl indeed, although it is pretty funny.
@55: I'd be a smartass by smiling and responding: "Yep! I have my handbasket all packed. I'll see you there!" Then I'd wink and walk away.
Yeah... I'd play the "Spawn of Satan" thing to your advantage.
"Hey kids... wanna meet my friend *winks at creepy guy*"
SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME!!!!!!!!!! But it was a friend who did it. And the Neighbors who know all go to my school..
#63 - On 04/14/2009 at 7:52pm by TapiocaBall
THIS IS WHY YOU NEVER LEAVE YOUR COMPUTER ON WHEN YOUR NOT THERE! ive learned the same lesson the hard way...my fgt "friend" played gay porn instead of the regular kind then told my mom ;D she searched the computer and it took me over half a yr to convince her i ONLY like women (there was regular porn on there...also from my friends, didnt cause too much of a stir tho)
#64 - On 05/13/2009 at 1:15am by Aleister_Grey
Spawn of Satan...wow. What is up with religious conservative freaks? Why would sex be evil? It makes no sense.
#68 - On 06/12/2009 at 4:46pm by dramakat11
