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Today, whilst my parents and I were out, my older brother thought it would be funny to play porn on my computer. At full volume. With my window wide open. Now my next-door neighbors tell their kids I'm a spawn of Satan, and the weird guy from across the street winks at me. FML

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On 03/27/2009 at 11:18am - misc - by Spawn_of_Satan (woman) - Hong Kong

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LMFAO

#1 - On 03/27/2009 at 5:32pm by zoo

LMFAO AT THE WEIRD GUY THING.
Creepy as hell.

#2 - On 03/27/2009 at 5:34pm by yayaOMG

wink back. see what happens.

#3 - On 03/27/2009 at 5:34pm by shehzeenahmed

LOL

#70 - On 10/04/2009 at 2:04pm by Rach_star

spawn of satan ..... nice :3

#4 - On 03/27/2009 at 5:35pm by Safko

spawn of satan...very nice but that sucks that that happened to you

#5 - On 03/27/2009 at 5:42pm by angelgrl01

This is why you always lock your computer... YDI for that, but it's still FYL because he did some crazy shit like that.

#6 - On 03/27/2009 at 5:42pm by dnb23

Epic! :D

#7 - On 03/27/2009 at 5:43pm by Tri

Hahaha. That's hilarious. I would totally wink back at the guy if I were you. And you should so work the 'spawn of satan' thing. Do BAMF things, and the people will be too scared to yell at you.

#8 - On 03/27/2009 at 5:51pm by voulez_vous

"spawn of satan"
YESSSSS.

#10 - On 03/27/2009 at 6:05pm by mf

#9 hahaha! That's pure genius

#11 - On 03/27/2009 at 6:09pm by Go_for_it

uhhhh! (no pun intended ;))

#12 - On 03/27/2009 at 6:10pm by quackquackquac

LMAO! Is he hot, at least??


awesome, #9.

#13 - On 03/27/2009 at 6:17pm by cuhsawwndra4yoo

YOU DID IT JER!

at least now you can walk around naked, get your stroke on in public, and stare intimately at children without seeming out of character

#14 - On 03/27/2009 at 6:28pm by greenman

Um... put a password on your computer? Just a thought.

#15 - On 03/27/2009 at 6:32pm by kellster

It seems a little weird that your neighbors would know which room is yours in the first place.

#17 - On 03/27/2009 at 6:41pm by wut

i believe it all except the weird guy part

#18 - On 03/27/2009 at 6:49pm by JimboSmitty

oh lol

#19 - On 03/27/2009 at 6:50pm by thrawg

ahahahahahahaha

#20 - On 03/27/2009 at 7:01pm by jflyyy

The weird guy from across the street knows which room is yours? That's the FML right there I'd keep the blinds down if I were you.

#21 - On 03/27/2009 at 7:05pm by fantome

Are you a male or female?

#22 - On 03/27/2009 at 7:05pm by TerAki

I like #9's idea!

#23 - On 03/27/2009 at 7:06pm by notfromearth7

HAHAHHAHAH such an awesome prank thing

#24 - On 03/27/2009 at 7:16pm by dwights

thats fucking hilarious!
I too like #9s idea.
:) thats great though.

#25 - On 03/27/2009 at 7:23pm by blahblah17

I lol'd at the winking. xD

#26 - On 03/27/2009 at 8:05pm by pinkfrenchrose

Augh, this is just so funny!
This is like having a reputation in your family for being such a loud laugher that they can hear it clear from across the house, and then one day you realize that you do... other things... just as loudly as you laugh...

#27 - On 03/27/2009 at 8:18pm by ellytoad

lol! you should tell "the weird guy across the street" that your brother thinks hes foxy

#28 - On 03/27/2009 at 8:36pm by choppedNskrewed

Agree with #17. But, it's still FYL.

#29 - On 03/27/2009 at 8:47pm by BamxBitch

haha. i think this is totally made up, but funny nonetheless. you must have some epic speakers if your porn can be heard across the street.

#30 - On 03/27/2009 at 8:56pm by heatherjay

Haha I don't care if this is made up I love it! :D

#31 - On 03/27/2009 at 8:59pm by AnneFTW

Since when do spawns of satan say "whilst?"

#32 - On 03/27/2009 at 9:17pm by titaniumten

Hahahaha! Hmmm... you should do it back to you brother.
Only with gay porn :D
I'm sure that lovely Christian family will love your family :)

Maybe they didn't lock their computer because they didn't expect their brother to do something like that?
Anyway, good idea to lock it from now on ;)

#33 - On 03/27/2009 at 9:22pm by youreawhore

"a spawn of Satan"
epic.

LMFAO @ 9 - that would be an awesome prank!

#34 - On 03/27/2009 at 9:31pm by frost

HAHAHAH
that's epic =]
weird guy thing is sketchy but funny
hehe i love this FML

#35 - On 03/27/2009 at 9:45pm by theoldGP

AHAhA is your next door nabour some old guy names "Herbert"?? lol

#36 - On 03/27/2009 at 9:55pm by Brandon25

wow. that reallyy suckss.
i hate misunderstandings.. happens to me all the time
people forget after a while aha

#37 - On 03/27/2009 at 10:24pm by member0987654321

Haha, someone did the exact same thing to the room above mine when I lived in a dorm. Except they took his widescreen TV and pushed it up to the window, so people walking in front of the building could see the porn in addition to hearing it.

+1 for you needing to have a password.

#38 - On 03/27/2009 at 10:37pm by killface

Spawn it's a cool nickname, don't let anyone say otherwise.. =D


The weird guy thing was EPIC!

#39 - On 03/27/2009 at 10:48pm by braFTW

roflcopters

#40 - On 03/27/2009 at 11:08pm by roflbubbles

WOW, that sucks, lolz, u should use ur bro's things and make ppl think the other for him too lolz

#41 - On 03/27/2009 at 11:26pm by peazeful

That was pretty evil of him. :(

#42 - On 03/27/2009 at 11:30pm by WendlaMimii

Do you wink back?

#43 - On 03/27/2009 at 11:40pm by xXPeachRoseXx

So they all knew which room was yours?
Oh well, it's not that big a deal.

#44 - On 03/27/2009 at 11:56pm by wat_the_eff

Little brothers are EVIL!

#45 - On 03/28/2009 at 12:25am by MyImmortal

spawn of the devil? awesome! but fyl

#46 - On 03/28/2009 at 12:27am by kyshira

#9 has the best idea of the section, brothers can be pranksters and this is just too funny.

#47 - On 03/28/2009 at 12:49am by Anonymus101

so.... all of your next-door neighbors and that weird guy across the street just happens to know that the room is yours? for all i know, they could've guessed that it was your brother, and not just you who is the "Spawn of the Devil". that is unless, you're making this up.

#48 - On 03/28/2009 at 2:38am by DiscoRecon

totally made up, who says "Spawn of Satan" anymore?

#50 - On 03/28/2009 at 5:07am by 7kelevra

who the f*** cares about what the neighbours think?....

#51 - On 03/28/2009 at 5:14am by Rollercoaster

this is total crap.

#52 - On 03/28/2009 at 5:16am by megabytes101

LOL, Don't feel bad, I masturbated in my room before with the window opened. (I forgot to shut the blinds) My neighbors caught me : )

#53 - On 03/28/2009 at 5:24am by RiceyFighter

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
AHHAHAAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAH.......that is so great.

#54 - On 03/28/2009 at 10:22am by sexxxy_lexxxy

Ouch. That royally sucks. But on the upside, anyone who's going to call you the "spawn of Satan" isn't anyone you particularly want to be hanging around, anyway. Super-dooper-religious folks are more annoying than friendly; all they seem to be good for is telling me, "You know you're going to hell, right?"

#55 - On 03/28/2009 at 12:16pm by Program

Sucks, but slight YDI for not hiding your porn better.

#56 - On 03/28/2009 at 2:01pm by DeeJayD

@56 who says it was the op's porn? they probably found it in the internet and it had nothing to do with him at all.

fyl indeed, although it is pretty funny.

#57 - On 03/28/2009 at 5:11pm by shaPOW

@55: I'd be a smartass by smiling and responding: "Yep! I have my handbasket all packed. I'll see you there!" Then I'd wink and walk away.

#58 - On 03/28/2009 at 9:17pm by jaded110

hahahahahahaha tHATS FUNNY

#59 - On 03/29/2009 at 8:14pm by eppie

Ahahahahaha. Wink at him! :)

#60 - On 03/30/2009 at 3:11pm by Erinx3

get back at him .

#61 - On 04/08/2009 at 9:04am by brooke3

Yeah... I'd play the "Spawn of Satan" thing to your advantage.
"Hey kids... wanna meet my friend *winks at creepy guy*"

#62 - On 04/10/2009 at 7:09pm by IMz0r

SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME!!!!!!!!!! But it was a friend who did it. And the Neighbors who know all go to my school..

#63 - On 04/14/2009 at 7:52pm by TapiocaBall

THIS IS WHY YOU NEVER LEAVE YOUR COMPUTER ON WHEN YOUR NOT THERE! ive learned the same lesson the hard way...my fgt "friend" played gay porn instead of the regular kind then told my mom ;D she searched the computer and it took me over half a yr to convince her i ONLY like women (there was regular porn on there...also from my friends, didnt cause too much of a stir tho)

#64 - On 05/13/2009 at 1:15am by Aleister_Grey

thanks for the idea

#65 - On 05/17/2009 at 4:30pm by hahaohwell

Funniest thing I've read on FML for awhile lol.

#66 - On 05/20/2009 at 10:04am by GHEE

Hahaha that's HILARIOUS!!!!

#67 - On 06/02/2009 at 11:49pm by usaalltheway

Spawn of Satan...wow. What is up with religious conservative freaks? Why would sex be evil? It makes no sense.

#68 - On 06/12/2009 at 4:46pm by dramakat11

hahaha fantastic!

#69 - On 06/13/2009 at 2:32pm by 16274692

What kind of porn? Gay porn or straight porn?

#71 - On 11/20/2009 at 6:46pm by loveyahun

LMFAO

#72 - On 01/05/2010 at 7:50am by bored999

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