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Today, I saw my cat outside taking a dump. I pulled back the curtain and watched him clean it up, because I found it fascinating that animals can do that. I must have been standing there for several minutes before I noticed the neighbour next door looking at me being fascinated by my cat pooing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5015) - you deserved it (21944)

On 11/22/2009 at 4:15am - animals - by jaydiv (woman) - Australia (Tasmania)

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