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Today, I had my new Blackberry Curve sitting on my lunch tray. Unthinkingly, i tossed it into the garbage can. 10 minutes later i realized I had thrown it away and spent the next hour searching through six garbage cans of half-eaten food. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6315) - you deserved it (24813)

On 11/19/2009 at 6:37pm - misc - by gravycoveredblackberry (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

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Wow, try to be more careful! I would be, especially with a nice new phone like that.

#1 - On 11/20/2009 at 3:07am by Sun_Kissed18

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My question is, how in the hell did you not realize your phone was on your lunch tray? and how did you not remember which garbage can you threw you stuff in? seriously are you a fucking idiot?

#8 - On 11/20/2009 at 8:46am by sofies_mommy

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