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Today, I woke up with a ridiculous hangover and no memory of last night. I called my friend who told me that I was so trashed I ended up eating all the hamburgers and chicken fingers in her fridge. I've been a vegetarian for 15 years. FML

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On 11/18/2009 at 4:11pm - misc - by squishy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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that's vegeterrible!

#22 - On 11/18/2009 at 8:35pm by devendra

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aww...maybe your friend was lying? i have friends who will try to trick me into eating/thinking i ate meat. or at least, i did when i was twelve.

#17 - On 11/18/2009 at 8:28pm by jewjewbee

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