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Today, I woke up with a ridiculous hangover and no memory of last night. I called my friend who told me that I was so trashed I ended up eating all the hamburgers and chicken fingers in her fridge. I've been a vegetarian for 15 years. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7840) - you deserved it (32032)

On 11/18/2009 at 4:11pm - misc - by squishy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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