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Today, I found out I will not be getting my class ring. The jeweler has a policy against doing engravings that contain "obscene or offensive language or phrases". What obscene phrase did I want? My initials and year. W.T.F. 2010. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29019) - you deserved it (1753)

On 11/18/2009 at 2:41pm - misc - by Grad2010 (man) - United States (New York)

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