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Today, I found out I will not be getting my class ring. The jeweler has a policy against doing engravings that contain "obscene or offensive language or phrases". What obscene phrase did I want? My initials and year. W.T.F. 2010. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30979) - you deserved it (1918)

On 11/18/2009 at 2:41pm - misc - by Grad2010 (man) - United States (New York)

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WTF? Change your name.

#2 - On 11/18/2009 at 5:14pm by loveyabb

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hahaha, fyl this is hilarious

#1 - On 11/18/2009 at 5:14pm by Crickmasta

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