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Today, I found out I will not be getting my class ring. The jeweler has a policy against doing engravings that contain "obscene or offensive language or phrases". What obscene phrase did I want? My initials and year. W.T.F. 2010. FML

#6354793 (136)

I agree, your life sucks (25264) - you totally deserved it (1340)

On 11/18/2009 at 2:41pm - misc - by Grad2010 (man) - United States (New York)

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whatthewhat's life also sucks

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hahaha, fyl this is hilarious

#1 - On 11/18/2009 at 5:14pm by Crickmasta

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My initials are B.J.S. I'm serious. :/

#28 - On 11/18/2009 at 6:00pm by B_Foxy

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OP and 28#, I bet your parents have a very reasonable explaination for it.

#63 - On 11/18/2009 at 8:58pm by wtfwts

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i second that

#74 - On 11/18/2009 at 9:48pm by kayceesaysfyl

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WTF? Change your name.

#2 - On 11/18/2009 at 5:14pm by loveyabb

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Yeah, just because of a class ring... I think its funny. Just call and complain? Hopefully they will understand

#46 - On 11/18/2009 at 7:17pm by Sun_Kissed18

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That is funny but it's not really a big deal...I mean your life isn't fucked now that you can't get a class ring.

#3 - On 11/18/2009 at 5:14pm by Belief

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Just don't get your initials on your ring?

#4 - On 11/18/2009 at 5:15pm by ZeroZenX

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Google it! ;)

#35 - On 11/18/2009 at 6:23pm by JaneDoe_71 (FML Staff)

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Google what?

#84 - On 11/18/2009 at 11:32pm by BeeSkwaird

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agreed, google what?!

#112 - On 11/19/2009 at 1:47pm by Mauskau

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lmao. thats freakin awesome

#5 - On 11/18/2009 at 5:19pm by facebook123

X3 waldo? is that you????

#6 - On 11/18/2009 at 5:19pm by moon_mistress

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why did you want a ring? it's a waste of money ... you wear it once then put it away for safe keeping ... which is why I didn't waste the money on one

#7 - On 11/18/2009 at 5:20pm by No_fyl_cuz_ydi

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YDI for wanting a class ring.

I bet you're one of those kids that will cherish high school as the best years of your life, huh? I mean, I had fun in high school but college is WAAAAYYY more fun.

#8 - On 11/18/2009 at 5:21pm by avoidthegirl

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i agree. college is so much better.

#13 - On 11/18/2009 at 5:29pm by thejerk56

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Um...colleges have 'class rings' as well, you know. At least, I know the ones around where I'm at do.

#94 - On 11/19/2009 at 12:48am by BLNovelist

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@#7 I wear my class rings almost every day and I've had it for over 2 years.

#9 - On 11/18/2009 at 5:21pm by powersticks

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How often do you use the decoder??

You do realize, the ring exposes you as a dork.. don't you?!??

#106 - On 11/19/2009 at 9:54am by kukopia

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@106 you need to reevaluate your life. youre calling someone a dork based on an accessory. thats fucking sad man.

#109 - On 11/19/2009 at 12:02pm by organisedchaos

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So is using the word "dork" if you're not still in elelmentary school.

#137 - On 02/26/2010 at 11:00pm by reyemrein

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Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment.

Uh, go to a different jeweler. FML for wasting my time reading this crap.

#10 - On 11/18/2009 at 5:22pm by loveyabb

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FYL for also wasting your time replying to this "crap." good job.

#27 - On 11/18/2009 at 5:56pm by asafetybuzz

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haha, very true!

#145 - On 08/31/2010 at 5:28am by Lingonberry668

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Thanks, Mom and Dad. oy. lol.

#11 - On 11/18/2009 at 5:25pm by justmeagirl

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This is not an FML at all. You have the coolest initials ever. Unless somebody out there is named like, Fiona Marie Little. So that part is awesome. Also, class rings aren't the only thing in the world that matter. They're overpriced, with what they were trying to charge for ours, I could have made a damn rent payment.

#12 - On 11/18/2009 at 5:26pm by AndreaHatesYou1

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I bet school could have /affected/ your ability to differentiate between affect and effect.

#56 - On 11/18/2009 at 8:02pm by HookEmTexas07

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agreeeeed.

#61 - On 11/18/2009 at 8:20pm by xdevotchkax

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While I agree that the OP should know the difference between affect and effect keep in mind that now days most schools do a one week review to cover issues like grammar and correct usage of words (always beginning with the easy shit you learned in first grade). Then they give the kids a test and don't talk about it again for one year.

They are dumb because teachers treat them like they cannot be expected to retain any kind of knowledge for more than a few days.

And OP, just make your mom call and bitch about it. Crazy parents almost always get their way.

#102 - On 11/19/2009 at 7:33am by WTFsGoingOn

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Sir, your parents are awesome and probably accidentally witty.
Also, fyl.

#14 - On 11/18/2009 at 5:30pm by wallspoon

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Just get W.F on it.
Can anyone explain the class ring concept to me? I'm in U.K and I don't think people tend to get them here.

#15 - On 11/18/2009 at 5:34pm by MoradoJess

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A class ring is a ring you can buy in high school. To relate back to the OP it usually has your class year and initials engraved on the inside.
I don't know of all high schools do but at mine you could customize it (the stone would generally be your birthstone. if you were in band you'd probably have a little instrument put on it for example)

They tend to not do class rings in college (though a few have picked it up). Texas A&M University (i'm a alumni) is VERY big on class rings and you generally don't take it off...ever..it's a global identifier for Aggies. I've even heard of two Aggies noticing one another's rings from across a bar..in London...
They even have 'ring dunking' (where you get a pitcher of beer and you drink to get your ring at the bottom...The university doesn't condone this but it is such a big thing even the stores carry pitchers specifically for this purpose).

#24 - On 11/18/2009 at 5:48pm by txgirl09

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Oh you silly Aggies and your traditions. Thanksgiving day's only a week away! You ready to lose?! :D

#57 - On 11/18/2009 at 8:04pm by HookEmTexas07

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We probably will get our butts kicked by you thanks to Fran demolishing our once excellent team. *sigh* How's your team doing this year?

#104 - On 11/19/2009 at 8:56am by txgirl09

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Oh not too bad. We're number three in the nation and 10-0 so I guess that makes us alright...

#115 - On 11/19/2009 at 5:01pm by HookEmTexas07

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lol. not too shabby. I just hope my team can pull themselves together.

#117 - On 11/19/2009 at 6:41pm by txgirl09

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How about you make it W.F. not the "T"

#16 - On 11/18/2009 at 5:36pm by twitterwhore66

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this is classic!

#17 - On 11/18/2009 at 5:37pm by hempat

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It need to know your name now. xD
What is it? Willian Timothy Franco?
I dunno, just a name I thought up of...

#18 - On 11/18/2009 at 5:37pm by LegndNikko

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Lol my friend's name is Wayne.T.F.

#129 - On 11/23/2009 at 2:14pm by IonaDavina

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Why do they have this policy? It's not like they're gonna mass produce the ring....

#19 - On 11/18/2009 at 5:37pm by Luckster

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Show the asshole your drivers license to confirm your information. Or Fuck him, order one from Jostens.

#20 - On 11/18/2009 at 5:38pm by Skull_300

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Josten's is so much cheaper. I think.

#22 - On 11/18/2009 at 5:46pm by IgBilly

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By how much? Even getting a replacement for a lost ring from Josten's is expensive to me.

#29 - On 11/18/2009 at 6:03pm by Luckster

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you lucky bastard

#21 - On 11/18/2009 at 5:40pm by njimko

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Haha that's funny! Not a fml but funny

#23 - On 11/18/2009 at 5:48pm by Starfire22

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initials WIN!

#25 - On 11/18/2009 at 5:50pm by ghadir

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omg sooo funny! my initials are S.T.L so it swears in french XD

#26 - On 11/18/2009 at 5:53pm by shanel13

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Really? and... what does STL means? Cause I'm french, and I don't know!

#32 - On 11/18/2009 at 6:17pm by JaneDoe_71 (FML Staff)

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it could be worse- my friend's initial's are KKK. how his parents didn't realize that when they named him is beyond me...

#30 - On 11/18/2009 at 6:15pm by skeez

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Best initials EVER...mine are J.E.W...

#31 - On 11/18/2009 at 6:16pm by DefyingGravity

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Are you Jewish, though?

#83 - On 11/18/2009 at 11:26pm by SkyDance

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#33 - On 11/18/2009 at 6:20pm by Kuato

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my brothers is B.J.Pocock...way too funny!

#34 - On 11/18/2009 at 6:22pm by FML_babe

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2010 is NASTY!

It means 2 threesomes each with two fat girls (the 0's) on one skinny guy (the 1).

I'm surprised you didn't get arrested on the spot!

#36 - On 11/18/2009 at 6:28pm by perdix

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Why can't it be 2 threesomes with 2 large guys and 1 skinny girl?

#48 - On 11/18/2009 at 7:23pm by riku3220

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Because 0 stands for vagina and 1 stands for penis, of course?

#59 - On 11/18/2009 at 8:12pm by myfriend_youfail

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Then how are the chicks fat?

#67 - On 11/18/2009 at 9:19pm by riku3220

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riku,

Because when I was a freshman in high school, one of my classmates who was a really skinny guy was poached by a big, fat senior girl. I said when they walked down the hall, they looked like the number 10. It became a classic among my classmates! This is why, in my mind, "0" means Carol C., aka Porky and "1" is Doug M. Therefore, that's why it is what I say it is.

You may like to think differently, but that decades-old visual is still stuck in my head.

#72 - On 11/18/2009 at 9:36pm by perdix

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battle creek central in the mid to late 50's?

#77 - On 11/18/2009 at 10:29pm by waterelement523

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wow lol it must rock to be u

#37 - On 11/18/2009 at 6:43pm by aquadog101

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What did you expect? :|

#38 - On 11/18/2009 at 6:47pm by Tribulations

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Mine is K.R.S. try to pronounce it.

#39 - On 11/18/2009 at 6:48pm by chinCHILLaOUT

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I tried saying it a few times but I'm not getting the joke.

#41 - On 11/18/2009 at 7:02pm by lainzilla

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ahahahahha!! ME 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

#42 - On 11/18/2009 at 7:10pm by kscozz

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I got kris, which is a really cool dagger and curse, which is well... A curse.

Pronounce it as kris. Awesome dagger.

#51 - On 11/18/2009 at 7:25pm by riku3220

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Que hora es

#100 - On 11/19/2009 at 2:37am by leandra12

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i mean, my initials are K.R.S 2 not i tried it 2. lol

#123 - On 11/20/2009 at 10:10pm by kscozz

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hahaha those are some awesome initials.

#40 - On 11/18/2009 at 6:57pm by joHnnycsU

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hey my initials are G.T.A.S., i have the longest name in school because i have two middle names...

#43 - On 11/18/2009 at 7:12pm by lifesfailure

My initials are F.A.G try to pronounce it.

#44 - On 11/18/2009 at 7:14pm by cadre

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FYL, is there not another ring manufacturer trolling about your school, recruiting grads to buy their ridiculously overpriced keepsakes? At my high school they are just swarming about. Grad 2010, ftw.

#45 - On 11/18/2009 at 7:15pm by T_McGee

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If you really want a ring, you could just put "WF"

#47 - On 11/18/2009 at 7:20pm by stumpygremlin

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Lol :3 awesome initials dude

#49 - On 11/18/2009 at 7:25pm by LikeOhMahGoose

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Ouch. You truly are fucked for life.

#50 - On 11/18/2009 at 7:25pm by Brooklynxman

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say it stands for Wednesday Tuesday Friday! W.T.F. yeahh

#52 - On 11/18/2009 at 7:26pm by fringle

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..why not thursday?
why would you say wednesday tuesday friday anyway O_O

#113 - On 11/19/2009 at 1:53pm by Mauskau

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haha that is such great intials.

#53 - On 11/18/2009 at 7:27pm by avfcfan89

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You're name is What The F*ck?

#54 - On 11/18/2009 at 7:28pm by BigK_Diet_Cola

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Show him your ID. Next!

#55 - On 11/18/2009 at 7:59pm by buckfasthero

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Grad2010 this situation is easily fixable.

1) Go to another Jeweler

or

2) Show him your passport or your ID

#58 - On 11/18/2009 at 8:08pm by frostie

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Dude.. I order my ring and it had the Initial of A.S.S My Initial are A.J.S What the hell happened..

#60 - On 11/18/2009 at 8:20pm by Sanzzyy

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FYL for having those initials.

#62 - On 11/18/2009 at 8:37pm by artfreak21

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Just be WF or Your full name, or spell out your first (Lets say your name is William Thomas Fernn, have William Tom Fernn, Will Thomas Fernn, William TF, Will Fernn...ETC.)

#64 - On 11/18/2009 at 9:00pm by vmml97

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show them your ID and tell them to get over it.

#65 - On 11/18/2009 at 9:07pm by majestydivine

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ur parents...KILL THEM!!!!!

#66 - On 11/18/2009 at 9:14pm by werepyre007

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i bet on some level you wanted your class ring to say wtf on it. It's possible to write out your name you should have just done that

#68 - On 11/18/2009 at 9:21pm by socrkeeper001

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i love your parents and your grad yr.
SEN10RS :)

#69 - On 11/18/2009 at 9:26pm by Stellafails

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haha nice :P I luv tht its so hillariouse :P but maybe you should stick to only ur first and last initials from now on

#70 - On 11/18/2009 at 9:33pm by baby_gurl2405

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Hmm...I wonder if Frank M. Lee can get a ring with his initials.

#71 - On 11/18/2009 at 9:33pm by glock17wielder

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so leave out the f***in T you d-bag

#73 - On 11/18/2009 at 9:36pm by canada224

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hahah that sucks, i got BIG JUICY on the side of my ring.

#75 - On 11/18/2009 at 10:19pm by Stupefied

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ahaha...win.

#76 - On 11/18/2009 at 10:22pm by xSceneSceneBabyx

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Haha what's your name? My Initials are WTF as well. Wade Thomas Ferrari. That's hilarious I've never met someone else with the same initials!

#78 - On 11/18/2009 at 10:35pm by Tarheels131

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Weird...

I got "Fuck me silly until you fucking die" engraved in mine, and the jeweler didn't utter a sound.

Great night, though. We're all going to miss that guy.

#79 - On 11/18/2009 at 10:43pm by Witchcraft

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ROFL FYL for having initials like that!

But I wish my initials stood for something though too haha

#80 - On 11/18/2009 at 10:45pm by NeoJoe

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#81 - On 11/18/2009 at 10:56pm by jazz2dasmith

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Hahaha best fml ever

#82 - On 11/18/2009 at 11:03pm by rogo0003

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1) Who the hell gets a class ring? I didn't know anyone who was lame enough to get one.
2) Believe me, once you're out of high school, you'll realize that you don't care about it anymore. It won't matter. High school is not some huge deal. who cares?
3) The only person I've ever seen with a class ring after 1960 was getting his ass kicked at a college party.
4) why wouldn't you just change the initials on the ring to just your first and last? most people don't use their middle initials.
5) fyl for caring.

#85 - On 11/18/2009 at 11:33pm by myownbestfriend

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What, really? Nearly everyone in my class, and the class lower, had class rings. My parents and their classmates had them, too (but most of them lost them or put them in storage). My teachers had them, but nobody but the football coaches wore them (lost/storage again).
It's kind of a traditional thing to at least get one. Like... going to prom, getting a senior shirt, being exempt from exams, supervising pep rallies, getting free roam of the halls, exchanging photos, throwing grad caps, etc...
Trivial? Sure, but it doesn't mean people aren't going to do it or aren't allowed to do it.

#97 - On 11/19/2009 at 1:24am by DameGreyWulf

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YAY FOR GRADs OF 2010!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D ...class ring tho..? weird.

#86 - On 11/18/2009 at 11:38pm by xxhellokittyxxx

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Wow, well it could be worse. I had a classmate who's initials were F.A.G for Francine Alice Gorgon.

#87 - On 11/18/2009 at 11:45pm by heartlessagony

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ydi cuz you're asian

#88 - On 11/18/2009 at 11:50pm by Giulii

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W.T.F....B.J.S??? hahaha

#89 - On 11/18/2009 at 11:50pm by mrzero

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your parents are epic

#90 - On 11/19/2009 at 12:19am by nigezilla

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do your initials backwards? FTW instead of WTF? haha :]

#91 - On 11/19/2009 at 12:26am by pinkkloverr

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at least you'll always have badass initials!

#92 - On 11/19/2009 at 12:33am by xx_irish_rose_xx

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SEN10RS!! WOOT WOOT!!

#93 - On 11/19/2009 at 12:34am by Jonathan33

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Ha! I just realized my inishals are b.r.b!!! Hahahhhahahahabababa

#95 - On 11/19/2009 at 1:10am by pppokeyface

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mine are R.A.D. or B.A.D. cuz of my nickname.

#140 - On 03/20/2010 at 11:17pm by beccartist

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Haha, reminds me of my younger cousin. Her initials are A.S.S.
Her parents thought it'd be hilarious.


I never got my class ring because of FUN TIMES AT HOME OH BOY.

#96 - On 11/19/2009 at 1:20am by DameGreyWulf

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Haha. Those are awesome initials. It's unfortunate that your parents are dumbasses though. Not to deprive you of the right to get a class ring if you really want one (how you blow your money is up to you), but it really is a just a frivolity. At least you saved some dough this way.

#98 - On 11/19/2009 at 1:39am by blastvortex

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Good luck becoming a president in the future.... FDR....JFK....WTF?!

#99 - On 11/19/2009 at 2:00am by depechemode

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Just put WF....

#101 - On 11/19/2009 at 4:00am by ActionManly

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Show the Jewler a copy of your driver's license or something with your name on it. Those are your initials, plain and simple. They shouldn't have a problem with that. IF they do, then ask for a full refund of your money, and take your business elsewhere. IF they give you a hard time after explaining that these are your initials, then file a complaint with the BBB. They love that shit. Don't let them bulldoze you

#103 - On 11/19/2009 at 8:36am by lotusflower007

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Your life is average :P

#105 - On 11/19/2009 at 9:51am by lisaloise

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Who cares? I'd be psyched if those were my initials.

#107 - On 11/19/2009 at 9:59am by risforrrrcuhh

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I read in the book The Survivors Club that your initials can have a big impact on your life. Those whose initials spelled negative words (RAT, BUM, ASS, etc) tend to have a shorter lifespan than those whose initials spelled positive words (ACE, WIN, JOY, etc). If I remember correctly, they also tend to be less successful and less happy than their counterparts.

#108 - On 11/19/2009 at 11:46am by TheIrishJaneDoe

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If you are trying to order your ring through Jostens I can help you. My name is Karyl and I work in the consumer Affairs office. Call me at 800-854-7464 ext 16319

#110 - On 11/19/2009 at 12:21pm by Consumeraffairs

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One day, you will realize that you have the best initials ever.

#111 - On 11/19/2009 at 1:25pm by cooperisacat

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Honestly, like you didnt know. If mine were F. M. E. or G.O.D. I still would not post here.

#114 - On 11/19/2009 at 4:05pm by COBRAMORPH

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Yeahh Class of 2010!!! :D

WTF xD i loves it.

#116 - On 11/19/2009 at 5:38pm by MadeOfAwesome

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My initials are L.S.D. I'm dead serious.

#118 - On 11/19/2009 at 7:20pm by thingamajiga

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whats so funny about LSD? :s

#119 - On 11/19/2009 at 8:50pm by ClumsyJason

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i didn't say it to be funny. I just think it's weird that my initials are that of a drug.

#122 - On 11/20/2009 at 7:25pm by thingamajiga

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my friend's initials are S.T.D.

#120 - On 11/20/2009 at 5:01am by abc_brittneydee

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This is the universe punishing you for being awesome. Take heart.

#121 - On 11/20/2009 at 4:16pm by hazer

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my friend's initials are: D.I.A.M.G.O.C.S. legit. lol

#124 - On 11/20/2009 at 10:13pm by kscozz

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mine is b.s. w00t

#125 - On 11/21/2009 at 5:18pm by ghost0609

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Whats a class ring?
and epic winnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

#126 - On 11/22/2009 at 12:10pm by analltimelow

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OMG my friend has the same initials as you, how scary!!

#127 - On 11/23/2009 at 2:05pm by IonaDavina

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now you should get it engraved with "F.M.L."

#128 - On 11/23/2009 at 2:10pm by amazingkate

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For future reference, memorize this phrase: "Those are my initials, you bigoted moron, and now I'm going to sue you for discrimination. Have a nice day, asshole."

#130 - On 11/23/2009 at 11:23pm by KarmaLanding

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LOL. Epic win. My friend's intials are H.I.V o__o

#131 - On 11/26/2009 at 3:54pm by kanamexo

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I wish my initials were W.T.F... or even better- F.M.L. xD
That'd be rad.

#132 - On 11/27/2009 at 2:42pm by MEGHEADASAURAUS

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Best. Initials. Evar.

#133 - On 12/01/2009 at 11:08pm by Pointy130

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I find it hard that a company that engraves class rings has NEVER come across this before. How did they not see your name on the order form??

#134 - On 12/05/2009 at 1:42pm by backseat5am

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awww mine are boring m.r.e or just m.e.

#135 - On 01/23/2010 at 1:57am by nood

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SUE THEIR ASSES! they have to have your personal info on file... i have lawyer friends so i go straight to the legal shit! its fun to watch people sweat when you hand them papers! LOVE IT!

#136 - On 02/20/2010 at 2:39am by starfckr730

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I know a B.S. HE gets made fun of a lot.

#138 - On 03/07/2010 at 1:28am by ryguy997

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I have a friend who's initials are A.S.S.
no joke

#139 - On 03/14/2010 at 10:57pm by lonely3mo

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My friends initials are F.A.G. I think he hates his parents.... with good reason

#141 - On 05/26/2010 at 10:35pm by NickK49

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Hahahaha that's hilarious and that sucks for you

#143 - On 06/20/2010 at 5:09pm by screwlife0502

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