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Today, a friend and I attempted to jump the 7-foot high fence around his gated community because he'd left his keys. He made it. I didn’t. My shorts caught on the top of the fence, so I was forced to dangle there on a busy street until my Dad came and helped. But only after taking a picture. FML

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On 11/18/2009 at 2:42am - misc - by ohjoy (woman) - United States (California)

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How the hell did your friend manage to jump a 7 foot fence?
Pretty damn cool.
As for you...try again?

#2 - On 11/18/2009 at 10:03am by Maxine17

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why didn't he grab his keys,then let you in? you sound brilliant sir.

#7 - On 11/18/2009 at 10:34am by fragmite

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