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Today, a friend and I attempted to jump the 7-foot high fence around his gated community because he'd left his keys. He made it. I didn’t. My shorts caught on the top of the fence, so I was forced to dangle there on a busy street until my Dad came and helped. But only after taking a picture. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6045) - you deserved it (20444)

On 11/18/2009 at 2:42am - misc - by ohjoy (woman) - United States (California)

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