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Today, I was leaving the train station when a man came up to me and asked me if I have an unlimited metrocard to swipe him in. I did have an unlimited card so I told him sure. While taking out my metrocard from my wallet, he grabbed my wallet and ran away as fast as he could. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17057) - you deserved it (26298)

On 11/17/2009 at 12:25am - misc - by HunniBeeHuni (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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Kick off those heels and run the bastard down! Then take one of those heels and put it where the sun don't shine.

Sad this as it's arseholes like that abusing peoples good nature that makes people distrust the rest of the world.

#3 - On 11/17/2009 at 6:38am by Jimboom

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Well, you know what they say: no good deed goes unpunished. Especially when it also happens to be against the law!

#13 - On 11/17/2009 at 10:57am by darkheart88

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