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Today, I called my mother who is vacationing in Florida with my dad and sister. Before they left I told them I would be very responsible and that they could trust me. The first thing she asked me is if all the animals were still alive. I said yes. I lied. Her favourite cat drowned in the pool. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6112) - you deserved it (23299)

On 11/16/2009 at 12:11pm - animals - by baddaughter (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

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