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Today, when I walked up to my car, all my windows were smashed. Thankfully, all I keep in my car is jumper cables, a pen, my car insurance and manual. Whoever smashed my windows apparently was pissed, 'cos they left a note saying "F**k you and your f**king station wagon". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28837) - you deserved it (2264)

On 11/15/2009 at 6:16pm - misc - by Smashed (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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Hahaha, poor thief, learn to put your ipod, cell phone and every other valuable item in your car like every other idiot in this country.

#1 - On 11/15/2009 at 8:28pm by Eashag

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brilliant!!! epic win for you :D

#2 - On 11/15/2009 at 8:29pm by gigi2009

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