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Today, I woke up with a bloody nose and my lamp next to me in bed. Apparently I grabbed the cord of the lamp and yanked while I was sleeping, and it fell on my face. The worst part? My boyfriend saw it was going to happen, but didn't stop me because he thought it would be funny to "see my reaction." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20056) - you deserved it (2427)

On 11/15/2009 at 2:38pm - misc - by oww - United States (Connecticut)

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Your wording is the funniest part
i.e... "my lamp next to me in bed"
"yanked while I was sleeping"

#2 - On 11/15/2009 at 5:23pm by FederalAgent

See in context

+3

FYL . . . but it was probably funny.

#16 - On 11/15/2009 at 9:58pm by dearambivalence

See in context

+3

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