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Today, I was having trouble blowing out the last of the several candles on my bedside table. Exasperated, I blew as hard as I could, which sent hot wax from the other candles shooting into the air, all over my face and into my eyes. FML


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On 11/15/2009 at 4:23am - misc - by shiiiiit (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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Wait, if you were BLOWING how did it end up back on your face..?
oh, and by the way, very original name OP.. :P

#3 - On 11/15/2009 at 10:34am by Kimbug

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blowing and hot wax.. sounds kinky

#1 - On 11/15/2009 at 10:33am by smartass101

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