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Today, I was having trouble blowing out the last of the several candles on my bedside table. Exasperated, I blew as hard as I could, which sent hot wax from the other candles shooting into the air, all over my face and into my eyes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14398) - you deserved it (7879)

On 11/15/2009 at 4:23am - misc - by shiiiiit (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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