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Today, in a big meeting, my secretary calls me saying that I have an important call waiting. I put the call through. It was my beautician, confirming my appointment to get rid of an ingrown hair. I hurriedly confirm and hang up to see everyone in the room giggling. The speaker phone was on. FML

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On 11/14/2009 at 12:31pm - misc - by SpeakerPhone (woman) - France (Alsace)

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why the fuck do you need to make an appointment to get rid of an ingrown hair? are you that lazy and vain that you have to pay someone else to perform the most basic hygiene tasks for you?
do you have a separate "beautician" who brushes your teeth at night?

getting rid of ingrown hairs is not pleasant and can be painful, but it's certainly something you can do by yourself. i guess unless it is really huge, but i don't see how that could even happen.
this fml is just weird to me.

#28 - On 11/14/2009 at 8:17pm by n_london

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haha YTFDIM for leaving speakerphone on.

#1 - On 11/14/2009 at 2:04pm by Flamersplamer

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