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Today, in a big meeting, my secretary calls me saying that I have an important call waiting. I put the call through. It was my beautician, confirming my appointment to get rid of an ingrown hair. I hurriedly confirm and hang up to see everyone in the room giggling. The speaker phone was on. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23813) - you deserved it (6796)

On 11/14/2009 at 12:31pm - misc - by SpeakerPhone (woman) - France (Alsace)

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haha YTFDIM for leaving speakerphone on.

#1 - On 11/14/2009 at 2:04pm by Flamersplamer

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What's the big deal? So people know you have an ingrown hair. Your co-workers should be embarrassed for giggling over something that trivial. Your peers are retarded, F Their Lives for being immature and stupid.

#20 - On 11/14/2009 at 4:09pm by clockworkrainbow

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