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Today, I went to the movies. Not only did the movie end up being awful, but I came to my car to find out someone drew Squidward from "SpongeBob" with large letters spelling "I LIKE POTATOES!" on my windshield. In permanent marker. FML
Rubbing alcohol will take that right off. Goo Gone if that doesn't work. No big deal. At least they didn't draw a penis or something.
this has to be the most random string of events that has ever fucked someones life up
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 22 May 2015