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Today, I went to the movies. Not only did the movie end up being awful, but I came to my car to find out someone drew Squidward from "SpongeBob" with large letters spelling "I LIKE POTATOES!" on my windshield. In permanent marker. FML

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On 11/14/2009 at 6:08am - misc - by squidwardpotatoes (woman) - United States (California)

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Rubbing alcohol will take that right off. Goo Gone if that doesn't work. No big deal. At least they didn't draw a penis or something.

#2 - On 11/14/2009 at 10:08am by Scytheria

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this has to be the most random string of events that has ever fucked someones life up

#6 - On 11/14/2009 at 10:14am by greenltrn2003

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