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Today, I was walking with my boyfriend in the hallway of our school, and once we got to his class, I leaned in for a kiss. Surprising me, he leaned away, and I asked what was wrong. He told me he's glad we're going out, but just doesn't want anyone to know. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59933) - you deserved it (4469)

On 03/26/2009 at 7:49pm - misc - by denied - United States (Delaware)

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Sounds like something off a nickelodeon/Disney T.V. Show. And if its true, I've always wondered how guys ask out a girl they supposedly like and are embarrassed to be seen with them in public.

#2 - On 03/27/2009 at 4:55am by puffingdragons

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if i were you:
"then good luck gettin' your dick sucked. peace!"

#4 - On 03/27/2009 at 4:57am by mf

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