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Today, I went to a karaoke bar that my girlfriend works at. I'm a halfway decent singer, so I picked out a song we both liked and decided to give it a go. Halfway through the song I sneezed, tripped, fell off the stage and knocked myself out in front of my girlfriend and fifty bar patrons. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27935) - you deserved it (5089)

On 11/12/2009 at 6:00am - misc - by helluvasinger (man) - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

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Was your song "I believe I can Fly"?

#6 - On 11/12/2009 at 2:48pm by donkey_hang_down

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Was it a Kenny G instrumental number and you were waiting and waiting for the words to start?

#12 - On 11/12/2009 at 4:46pm by perdix

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