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Today, I got wasted at a party and went out to my car to get something. I went back to the house and realized I got locked out. After knocking on the door, ringing the doorbell, and shouting "LET ME INNNN" my friend called and asked where I was. That's when I realized I was at the wrong house. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (3790) - you deserved it (22407)

On 11/10/2009 at 7:10pm - misc - by Abby (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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