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Today, I got wasted at a party and went out to my car to get something. I went back to the house and realized I got locked out. After knocking on the door, ringing the doorbell, and shouting "LET ME INNNN" my friend called and asked where I was. That's when I realized I was at the wrong house. FML
Seriously....I wanna know why it's SO fucking hard to have a little self control at parties. You don't NEED to drink until you're about to puke up your liver. It's not a requirement to get wasted until you black out and do something to ruin your life. I have no problem with people having drinks at parties. But seriously, draw the line somewhere BEFORE you can't even figure out where you're going anymore.
That's what you get for not being responsible with alcohol intake. This is more f the lives of the people who live in that house that you possibly woke up because you were so drunk that you didn't notice that it's the wrong house dumbass
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Tuesday 3 March 2015