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Today, I got wasted at a party and went out to my car to get something. I went back to the house and realized I got locked out. After knocking on the door, ringing the doorbell, and shouting "LET ME INNNN" my friend called and asked where I was. That's when I realized I was at the wrong house. FML

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On 11/10/2009 at 7:10pm - misc - by Abby (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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Seriously....I wanna know why it's SO fucking hard to have a little self control at parties. You don't NEED to drink until you're about to puke up your liver. It's not a requirement to get wasted until you black out and do something to ruin your life. I have no problem with people having drinks at parties. But seriously, draw the line somewhere BEFORE you can't even figure out where you're going anymore.

#3 - On 11/11/2009 at 3:09am by Luckster

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, THE PEOPLE ON THIS WEBSITE PISS ME OFF MORE THAN I CAN FUCKING EXPLAIN.
Seriously, you all sit there like; "YDI, YDI, your so stupid for taking alchohal!", but come on, everyone gets wasted once and again, it's not like they took crack or something. Give it a rest, I bet you've all got smashed one time, so leave the OP alone, it's not that bad that they got drunk.

#8 - On 11/11/2009 at 4:14am by HarrisonVR

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