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Today, I got wasted at a party and went out to my car to get something. I went back to the house and realized I got locked out. After knocking on the door, ringing the doorbell, and shouting "LET ME INNNN" my friend called and asked where I was. That's when I realized I was at the wrong house. FML


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On 11/10/2009 at 7:10pm - misc - by Abby (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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Seriously....I wanna know why it's SO fucking hard to have a little self control at parties. You don't NEED to drink until you're about to puke up your liver. It's not a requirement to get wasted until you black out and do something to ruin your life. I have no problem with people having drinks at parties. But seriously, draw the line somewhere BEFORE you can't even figure out where you're going anymore.

#3 - On 11/11/2009 at 3:09am by Luckster

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That's what you get for not being responsible with alcohol intake. This is more f the lives of the people who live in that house that you possibly woke up because you were so drunk that you didn't notice that it's the wrong house dumbass

#5 - On 11/11/2009 at 3:10am by Kronic_Kitten

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