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Today, I was saying goodbye to my boyfriend before I got on my bus. As I turned to get on, the door closed on my face. I knocked on the door. The driver looked at me, and while still staring at me, drove off. FML


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On 11/09/2009 at 9:20pm - misc - by Tee (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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Bus stops are not Love Connections. Get on the fucking bus in the time allotted to you and we won't have to wait for your ass. I hate people like you. You say goodbye before the bus comes, and then get on.

#4 - On 11/10/2009 at 3:37am by Flutist

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Now that's just mean. Report his/her ass to the transit center etc. and have your BF there as witness. He/she'll be fired on the spot.

#3 - On 11/10/2009 at 3:37am by Feverrotes

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