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Today, I was at the mall, I saw a girl crying that her ice cream had fallen on the floor. Feeling generous, I bought her a new one. She threw it on the ground, laughed, and came over to her mom and told that I was bothering her, so the mom called security. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35525) - you deserved it (4440)

On 11/09/2009 at 12:49am - misc - by miseventshappen - United States (California)

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That'll teach you. You should have bought the ice cream, walked up next to her, taken a big lick and thrown it on the floor and said "you can't have that one either bitch".

#4 - On 11/09/2009 at 6:30am by Peroxide

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Why did her mom just leave her there. Was it all part of her elaborate con to get people thrown out of the mall?

#1 - On 11/09/2009 at 6:17am by SaintJimmy

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