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Today, I'm a 19 year old college student in NYC, it's Friday night and I'm sitting alone on my bed in my dorm room, talking to my mother on facebook chat. Then she stopped responding. Turns out even my mother has better things to do on Friday night. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28626) - you deserved it (6161)

On 11/06/2009 at 7:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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You have your mom on Facebook? That just adds to everything.

#2 - On 11/07/2009 at 2:22am by iFellytone

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I'm a hot 18 year old college student willing to pleasure you for the right price negotiated behind the curtain in the VIP room.

#13 - On 11/07/2009 at 2:54am by Peroxide

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