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Today, I'm a 19 year old college student in NYC, it's Friday night and I'm sitting alone on my bed in my dorm room, talking to my mother on facebook chat. Then she stopped responding. Turns out even my mother has better things to do on Friday night. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20477) - you deserved it (4482)

On 11/06/2009 at 7:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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I'm a hot 18 year old college student willing to pleasure you for the right price negotiated behind the curtain in the VIP room.

#13 - On 11/07/2009 at 2:54am by Peroxide

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I'm also a 19 year old student, and I haven't gone out on a Friday in... um... months. Perhaps it's something to do with the fact that I'm a crazy person who decided to do Medicine and subsequently has no life other than studystudystudy :S

But yeah - I know how you feel :(

#4 - On 11/07/2009 at 2:27am by fireandice27

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