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Today, I'm a 19 year old college student in NYC, it's Friday night and I'm sitting alone on my bed in my dorm room, talking to my mother on facebook chat. Then she stopped responding. Turns out even my mother has better things to do on Friday night. FML

I agree, your life sucks (14811) - you totally deserved it (3228)

On 11/06/2009 at 7:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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I'm a 19 year old college student at /home/ (as in, parents' house) on a Friday night.

Time to continue on to the next mod fail.

#1 - On 11/07/2009 at 2:21am by DameGreyWulf

I'm a 20 year old college student to, and I'm here not doing my Chemistry homework. Beside, (at the risk of sounding like a nerd) shouldn't you be studying?

I know, "you need a social life!" "don't be such a nerd" "lolfag!". Then how about instead of mopping on the internet, he does some ACADEMIC related activities.

#6 - On 11/07/2009 at 2:46am by Reyo

You have your mom on Facebook? That just adds to everything.

#2 - On 11/07/2009 at 2:22am by iFellytone

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment.

Dude wtf is wrong with you. I'm 16, in the city, and party all the time. Grow some balls.

#3 - On 11/07/2009 at 2:24am by Beepboop1

No need to feed the OP's superficial definition of fun.

OP, stop being a narcissist. This is not an FML, as no one exists to entertain you.

#29 - On 11/07/2009 at 9:24am by BeeSkwaird

BeepBoop, I'm 17 and I think you sound like an ass.

Op, make plans. If you don't have friends then join a church group or a club or go out by yourself and see a movie. There are tons of clubs to join on campus, I am sure. So instead of moping around do some studying or make plans. People don't always have to call you. We aren't here for your enjoyment oh wise one.

#63 - On 11/10/2009 at 8:30am by Flutist

I'm also a 19 year old student, and I haven't gone out on a Friday in... um... months. Perhaps it's something to do with the fact that I'm a crazy person who decided to do Medicine and subsequently has no life other than studystudystudy :S

But yeah - I know how you feel :(

#4 - On 11/07/2009 at 2:27am by fireandice27

im also a college student.turnin 18 on monday,live in brooklyn,and i forgot when was the last time i went out on a friday night.nice to kno im not alone.

#5 - On 11/07/2009 at 2:41am by Zimmer_483

I'm 18 in a month, also a college student, and it's now 2:30 in the morning and I'm still on my laptop, commenting on FML and playing neopets sooo you're not alone. xP

#7 - On 11/07/2009 at 2:35am by Tarynkd

neopets lawl. Still, better than farmville...

#12 - On 11/07/2009 at 2:50am by Peroxide

By about 10000000000000 times

#16 - On 11/07/2009 at 3:32am by fireandice27

I'm a 19 year old college student and I'm home at my parents house right now catching up on tv shows...

#8 - On 11/07/2009 at 2:38am by Lara9944

ProTip: when life gives you nothing to do on Friday nights, start a blog about something you're interested in.

#9 - On 11/07/2009 at 2:39am by musiclife

I'm an 18-year-old college student and I just spent the last few minutes trying to unplug the drain in my sink because I had poured too much tea leaves down it earlier.

#10 - On 11/07/2009 at 2:40am by instantfail

it's. really not that of a big deal you don't need to party every Friday night ya know....

#11 - On 11/07/2009 at 2:42am by Passionangel

I'm a hot 18 year old college student willing to pleasure you for the right price negotiated behind the curtain in the VIP room.

#13 - On 11/07/2009 at 2:54am by Peroxide

lol. you fail at life bro considering your go NYC 

#14 - On 11/07/2009 at 2:54am by mykehawke

theres this thing called a LIFE! get one!!
this is not a fyl voz u had the choice of staying home, you could hav easily gone out YDI

#15 - On 11/07/2009 at 3:05am by kravitzz1990

im an 18 yr old college student studying for my paramedic test... i hardly go out anymore study study study... sigh

o well ill be making it rain later in life :D

#17 - On 11/07/2009 at 4:01am by Mx_Rider

I'm a 21 yo college student trying to change that, lol, you should, too! If you live in a dorm, it's a lot easier to hear about parties and make friends. Go hang out in the common areas! :)

#18 - On 11/07/2009 at 4:20am by marshmallowmouse

...Wanna hang out?

#19 - On 11/07/2009 at 5:32am by nemo3590

This doesn't really seem like an FML. Do you really think your life automatically sucks just because you're not partying all the time?

#20 - On 11/07/2009 at 7:35am by iwadasn

I'm a student... i don't really go out fridays

#21 - On 11/07/2009 at 7:47am by Lisa89

Dude if ur lonely its obvious just make sumthin happen urself! If ya have a facebook chat ur friends and arrange plans!...... Sheesh

#22 - On 11/07/2009 at 8:36am by blue_eyed

COME ON!!!!! JUST CALL UP A FRIEND ND CHILL OR SUMTHIN JUST DONT B HOME ON FRIDAY!!!!!!! im a 13 year old girl in boston and i cant remember the last time i didnt have plans on a FRIDAY!

#23 - On 11/07/2009 at 8:38am by ubiubiooi

.... YOU PEOPLE ARE SO OLD!!! I'm only 14 

#24 - On 11/07/2009 at 8:39am by blue_eyed

"Even my mother has better things to do..." That's kind of insulting to say about her. Is she just supposed to stop her life because she's a mother?

#25 - On 11/07/2009 at 8:48am by brfan1337

Heck if her kids have recently moved out, she should be out living it up!

#26 - On 11/07/2009 at 8:54am by Sappheyes

You don't have to be with another person to find something fun to do in NYC. Particularly on a Friday night, just put on a jacket and go find something!

#27 - On 11/07/2009 at 8:56am by Sappheyes

Haha sucks for you.

#28 - On 11/07/2009 at 9:14am by joey1707

I'm reading fml on a Friday/saturday, fml. 'Nuff said. cry some more babies.

#30 - On 11/07/2009 at 9:34am by Jefe

So she had plans. Whatever. If doing something was really that important to you, then I'm sure you can make the time to do something. There's no need to be an emo about it. If you want to whine and cry about it, take it elsewhere.

#31 - On 11/07/2009 at 9:53am by blastvortex

Just because you didn't go out one Friday doesn't mean your life is fucked.

#32 - On 11/07/2009 at 10:15am by PhillyFox

If you're bothered about being inside, then go out?
Doesn't take a genius to solve that problem.

#33 - On 11/07/2009 at 10:35am by Rejectofsociety9

Start playing World of Warcraft. You still won't be hanging out Friday nights, but you'll no longer care. Plus, you'll meet loads of people who also have nothing to do Friday night.

#34 - On 11/07/2009 at 10:47am by cthulhu1138

Um... Go out and do something? You're in NYC, you're bound to find something eventually.

#35 - On 11/07/2009 at 10:59am by TJack

I'm really sick of FMLs about people whining how they have "nothing to do on a Friday/Saturday night." :/

Seriously, who gives a fuck?
It's not like it's the end of world if you have to painfully spend one goddamn night in your ever-busy social-butterfly lives /alone./
Not to mention, as was said a few posts above, if you really /did/ care about spending one fucking night by yourself, you would've certainly made plans, right?

Jeez, if anything, these FMLs make you look like needy little bitches throwing pity parties :C

#36 - On 11/07/2009 at 11:56am by failuristic

So? Either go out and STFU or don't and STFU. Either way, STFU, whiny bitch.

#37 - On 11/07/2009 at 12:14pm by star_ver

Badly written FML?

#38 - On 11/07/2009 at 1:31pm by Ohnothingreally

Dude, you're in NYC! If you're in Manhattan/Harlem you have no excuse. Hop on the subway and head to Times Square, 5th Ave., somewhere!

#39 - On 11/07/2009 at 1:41pm by maXairMike

you dont have to have friends to go to parties in college. get out there, go to some parties, and make some friends! you have to be proactive about it or youre just going to be sitting at home every friday night. you have classes.. so talk to people in your classes. join a study group! its not that hard everyone in college wants friends they'll probably be willing to talk to you.

#40 - On 11/07/2009 at 1:58pm by socrkeeper001

I'm a 19 year old college student and I spent my Friday night doing my roommate's makeup before she went out and then sitting alone in my dorm studying XD

#41 - On 11/07/2009 at 2:07pm by xx_irish_rose_xx

friday was my birthday, &
i sat at home doing nothing.

#42 - On 11/07/2009 at 2:12pm by ilovemenn

youre in the best city in the world, you can just walk around and be entertained.

#43 - On 11/07/2009 at 2:19pm by kisseshugsdrugs

maybe you should go do something

#44 - On 11/07/2009 at 2:21pm by beethoven

Partying all the time is overrated. I only do it occasionally, since, oh yeah, I have schoolwork to do and a job. If you're truly bored, either go out and find something to do (seriously, even taking a walk is fun) or get started on whatever work you have to do for the weekend.

#45 - On 11/07/2009 at 2:39pm by menschmaschine5

are you ugly or fat ?

#46 - On 11/07/2009 at 3:00pm by ladiesman14

...It's New York City. There has to be SOMETHING for you to do.

#47 - On 11/07/2009 at 3:20pm by DefyingGravity

so go make some friends and find a party. Don't whine about it.

#48 - On 11/07/2009 at 3:23pm by Littlerunner

There's always something to do in New York City.

#49 - On 11/07/2009 at 5:02pm by Shotta

Hey guys stop being a douche. If the guy doesn't want to go out then he doesn't have too. When I was living on campus I spent many a fridays in the dorm. I don't see the need to go party every week. It's get tired.

#50 - On 11/07/2009 at 6:16pm by oreomon

But she does, hence the FML.

#53 - On 11/07/2009 at 7:06pm by brfan1337

lol. that's your own fault you're not doin anything.

#51 - On 11/07/2009 at 6:21pm by Gitsandshiggles

Ok... so you're complaining that you don't have a social life. So?? who the heck cares? it's your choice to stay in and do whatever it is you're doing. You made that decision. You're in New York... there's a million things to do there.

#52 - On 11/07/2009 at 6:21pm by spirited_away33

Yeah, you live in the city. STFU and GO OUTSIDE.

#54 - On 11/07/2009 at 8:35pm by xApril

You wouldn't be home alone if you just called up your friends and asked them to chill with you. Dont have friends? Then make some or get a job to help you pay off your student loan.

#55 - On 11/08/2009 at 12:23am by frostie

i'm 20 & haven't been hanging out for.... 2yrs

#56 - On 11/08/2009 at 12:46am by engeleo

man believe it or not, i just made an account to say something over here, first of all i just moved to Toronto a while back and i was spending weekends by myself doing nothing at all, and i'm not even that type of a guy... it was just a little hard to make friends that I would enjoy hanging out with, things will get better, hang in there buddy and for all the people talking about living in the city and all, I think it's more sad to go out in the city by yourself and wonder around while doing nothing

#57 - On 11/08/2009 at 5:11am by hey_guy

actually come to think about it, living in the dorms you basically meet everyone anyways without even trying, so you're prob really weird or people hate something about you for not hanging out.... shame on you for not getting mad pussy

#58 - On 11/08/2009 at 5:16am by hey_guy

I'm 20 y/o and am always at home on Fridays and Saturdays watching movies and stuff. I like it that way. Partying isn't my thing.

#59 - On 11/08/2009 at 5:54am by cptawesome

hey im 19 in nyc as well. i know exactly how you feel.

>>& its not the fact that shes in on a friday night its the fact that it wasnt by choice that because she doesnt have any friends she cant go out.

contact me, lets hang out lol

#60 - On 11/08/2009 at 2:01pm by jesyckarose

all the faults belong to urself...

#61 - On 11/08/2009 at 6:47pm by shudashuia

Not an FML. Totally MLIA.

#62 - On 11/09/2009 at 6:26pm by clarely

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