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Today, I'm a 19 year old college student in NYC, it's Friday night and I'm sitting alone on my bed in my dorm room, talking to my mother on facebook chat. Then she stopped responding. Turns out even my mother has better things to do on Friday night. FML
You have your mom on Facebook? That just adds to everything.
I'm a hot 18 year old college student willing to pleasure you for the right price negotiated behind the curtain in the VIP room.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 1 September 2014